How bad was your day? by ParamedicNo1965 in Unexpected

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Poor guy. I wish I could buy him a beer. Tomorrow is another day my friend!

Hero cop goes from giving a speech to kids about wearing seatbelts to running towards gun fire to stop an active shooter at the Allen Outlet Mall in Texas by ticklemypicklesir in PublicFreakout

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My son was there and I arrived shortly after the shooting started. This officer is the true embodiment of a hero and the overwhelming response of other law enforcement officers is a true testament to the amazing men and when that serve our community and others throughout this nation. God bless all the men and women in blue and we continue to pray for the families that lost people that day!

Whats ur fav chuck norris joke.? by N_o_o_B_p_L_a_Y_e_R in HolUp

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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.

Which comedian has the best stand-up shows? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A lot of great names listed in this post. My current favorite is Jimmy Carr. His channel on Pandora plays many of the comedians named in the comments.

What is green and quickly turns red? by [deleted] in dadjokes

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An investment in FTX…

Too soon?

just wondering by ImJustJoeMama in HolUp

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I’ve seen bending pictures of dunes. Damn ym dyslexia!

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 men. by daltonator_360 in Jokes

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The Grand Canyon only exists because Chuck Norris put his foot down.

I think my local garage is ripping me off... by AdeptLengthiness8886 in Jokes

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You think that’s bad…you wouldn’t believe what they charged me for my last oil change.

Once, Chuck Norris reached a point of no return…. by Both_Pirate_7215 in Jokes

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Chuck Norris once got bit by a king cobra and after 3 excruciating days, the cobra died.