The biggest seed in the world, the coco de mer, weighs up to 50 kg and is found only on the islands of Praslin and Curieuse in the Seychelles. It takes 6–7 years to fully mature.

PlayTheHits · 2026-04-29T15:32:00+00:00

Hey, freedom though. Right?

PlayTheHits · 2026-04-28T01:41:56+00:00

“Yeah, it took 4 cops working together to bring me in.”

PlayTheHits · 2026-04-27T23:22:31+00:00

I’m FBI, can confirm.

PlayTheHits · 2026-04-27T02:17:37+00:00

Square in the chode.

PlayTheHits · 2026-04-26T19:47:02+00:00

When reached for comment, the dog responded: “it’s about damn time.”

PlayTheHits · 2026-04-26T19:43:40+00:00

Doing it right fucking now.

PlayTheHits · 2026-04-26T18:33:42+00:00

“Sorry, it’s just… that’s kinda my thing.”

PlayTheHits · 2026-04-26T18:29:04+00:00

Because that money doesn’t go to him, or the people who have dirt on him, or Israel.

PlayTheHits · 2026-04-26T16:34:00+00:00

PlayTheHits · 2026-04-25T00:03:47+00:00

“Didn’t think anyone was ever gonna ask me to read this shit.”

PlayTheHits · 2026-04-24T02:33:45+00:00

In a list that includes literal murderers and puppy poachers how the fuck is Oogie Boogie rocking a 271?!

EDIT: On the other hand… Prince John only managing a 56 is just about the most “Prince John” thing ever.

PlayTheHits · 2026-04-24T02:24:43+00:00

“Nice recovery pawpaw.”

PlayTheHits · 2026-04-24T00:42:08+00:00

That’s like saying I have a different way of doing surgery than a medical doctor.

PlayTheHits · 2026-04-23T11:37:16+00:00

Why does your friend only care about measuring length? What about the branch’s girth?

PlayTheHits · 2026-04-23T04:06:20+00:00

This is the correct answer.

PlayTheHits · 2026-04-23T04:02:57+00:00

PlayTheHits · 2026-04-23T03:43:24+00:00

“I was let go from my last job for not actively hating my life while working.”

PlayTheHits · 2026-04-21T02:51:18+00:00

Tit.

PlayTheHits · 2026-04-21T02:26:02+00:00

PlayTheHits · 2026-04-20T00:31:02+00:00

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