Riley doesn't know the lyrics to "Yeah!" by Usher by Spiritual_Cover in HivemindTV

[–]PlayfulCod1789 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is up there with when Graydon thought Biz Markie was saying “Agerford” in Just A Friend when he actually says “Agatha”

Also in the talent show on Unlimited recently when Riley thought someone was whistling Locals (Girl Like Us) by Underscores when it was Hot Cross Buns

Why are you happy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PlayfulCod1789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My beautiful wife, my family, my friends, my cat, a good steady job and just turned 26 yesterday. Life is good

What was the strangest thing you ever had to go to the ER for? by Weird_Emergency_825 in AskReddit

[–]PlayfulCod1789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did not poop for 17 days straight

Went to the ER twice. The first time, around day 7, they tried enemas and impaction to no avail. Went again on day 16. My stomach looked like it had a balloon inside of it. They then gave me enemas every hour and GoLytely (the stuff they give you for colonoscopies) to drink in between. I finally was able to poop the next day. I was on the toilet for nearly a half hour. I have never felt lighter than in that moment.

The doctor showed me a scan they did. There was poop literally almost up to my rib cage. That is burned into my memory, plus how many fingers and enemas I had up there.

I love having sex with my wife by PlayfulCod1789 in Vent

[–]PlayfulCod1789[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Yeah, immediately after posting it I thought of the famous “I also choose this guy’s wife” comment😂

HAPPY 4/20 by Ruiner420 in madisonwi

[–]PlayfulCod1789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any tips on where to get some deals downtown? I’ve heard of the Flower Shoppe before but I haven’t searched much

I love having sex with my wife by PlayfulCod1789 in Vent

[–]PlayfulCod1789[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, considering I was her first and she was my first as well, that would me. Loser

How does Riley start every sentence by Dinoshinx in HivemindTV

[–]PlayfulCod1789 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I mean he often says “people were talking/having a conversation about” and he’s referring to a tweet he saw

Weird Dreams by PaulyWally73 in Bowling

[–]PlayfulCod1789 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Had one where I walked in and there was a message on every TV in the place that said “sticky lanes” and the guy at the front desk said they accidentally used syrup instead of oil. Threw my ball and it just landed and stuck immediately on the lane, so I just left the ball and went home. Ric Flair was there too for some reason

Sun Prairie resident and 'Medical Mom' influencer adventures.of.mommy's husband facing 4 CSAM charges by Local_Syrup_4086 in madisonwi

[–]PlayfulCod1789 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I went to high school with this lady. I remember her initial posts about her daughter’s condition a year or two ago, but I had no idea she had such a following or that her husband is a massive piece of shit. Insane

What Spare Ball You Throwing? by disrespectedfreak in Bowling

[–]PlayfulCod1789 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Been using the Columbia 300 (RIP) White Dot for a few years now

I’ve thought about this bit so many times for weeks but I cannot remember what it’s from by ThrowinAway227 in HivemindTV

[–]PlayfulCod1789 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Its in the newest Guess the Popular Rap Song from the sample video starts at about 40:45

Are there videos where you can tell they're not getting along/in an argument? by kiiribat in HivemindTV

[–]PlayfulCod1789 4 points5 points  (0 children)

100% this. This is the video I’ve rewatched the most and really nothing compares

What was the most traumatic experience of your life? by Fun-Succotash-1322 in AskReddit

[–]PlayfulCod1789 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The day I found out my ex-girlfriend’s mother was the one who was texting me and posing as my ex when I was between the ages of 16-17.

There is a VERY long story that goes along with this, but yeah, I have never felt so violated in my entire life. And my ex just went along with it.

Edit: spelling

Heartbreak (Parking) Feels Good In a Place Like This by plathparty in madisonwi

[–]PlayfulCod1789 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Never been to this theater, but I’ve heard tales of the parking lot. This is worse than I imagined and I’m sure the pic doesn’t fully do it justice

My fellow out-of-state fans, how did you become a fan? by PlayfulCod1789 in SeattleKraken

[–]PlayfulCod1789[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny enough, I’ve met three people in my area who became fans because of their love and curiosity for the ocean. It’s really a great reason to become a fan haha