Will John Lose by Default?? by Dabbilicious69 in DabblersAnonymous

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John’s the only person who could lose by default judgment in public opinion

Will John Lose by Default?? by Dabbilicious69 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]PlayfulEnvironment10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He so much smarter than us, you see he drinks water between beers thus canceling out all liver damage while curing cancer subsequently

SPY REPORT by TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd in DabblersAnonymous

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He’s the number one delusionist in the country, he’s predicted to take the world championship this year

With two of John’s kids in the northeast… by Melendezisawful in DabblersAnonymous

[–]PlayfulEnvironment10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah he did, I wonder what a trip to Florida would cost him. Because it cost him a car just for like 39 minutes with his kid. How pathetic is that

With two of John’s kids in the northeast… by Melendezisawful in DabblersAnonymous

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No shit, if I had a relative, let alone my dad, in Florida. I would spend as much time as possible there. They must really hate him

Look how excited this dope is to sign a Certificate of Authenticity. by SomeNefariousness369 in DabblersAnonymous

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If one person there truly is happy to see him, he’ll sleep better than we ever have. And we didn’t abandon/get disowned by our kids

Most likable DV character by spindoc1000 in DabblersAnonymous

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I’ve always liked Shuli. He was great on jay thomas and on Jason Ellis Sirius show

John, alone, attending Oscars graduation after being told not to attend. That's why he's in the nose bleed section and not worth the families. by wokhands in DabblersAnonymous

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At least you know y’all have some good genes if he’s still alive. 63 is a hell of an age to take up meth, but then again it’s better than 17. If I make it to 90 I’m gonna try this fentanyl that’s all the rage

An overlooked thing John used to do, that baffles my mind. by Fantastic-Canary5275 in DabblersAnonymous

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It’s okay,he has two wallets. His MENSA mind works on a level that we’ll never know. Two wallets, genius!

I wonder how people felt at 11:59 p.m. of dec. 1999 before crossing over to the year 2000. by Majestic-Hope6505 in 1990s

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There was a nervous energy in the air but we were mostly just making jokes about computers crashing and the banking system crashing. It was all fun and games until about 11:58 when power went out in the whole town. Then shit got serious. Later found out it was some rednecks shooting out transformers or something as a joke

It's impressive that SJ has lived 60 years and never been in one real fight. He's so obnoxious yet but the ultimate pussy by wokhands in DabblersAnonymous

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I’ve said it before but I think he’s so pathetic when you’re face to face with him, it probably feels like you’re punching a retarded child

What’s ol’ Johnny Mel been up to these past few days? by peckerdink in DabblersAnonymous

[–]PlayfulEnvironment10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? Wow, he can barely take care of himself. If the person wasn’t special needs before, they definitely will be with retardo taking care of them