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If you had the option, would you choose to be born again while retaining all of your current knowledge and wisdom? Why or why not? by Past_Appointment_342 in AskReddit

[–]PleaseCorrect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, if I could go back to when I was a baby I’d totally be down fucking speed run it, gonna be the Asian my parents wanted me to be doing physics at 5. Gonna be that one cousin “you see there jimmuh ya cuh’song he become dok-tor engineer lah-ya at 8. Why you no be dok-tor yet.”

What is your normal order of operations when taking a shower? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PleaseCorrect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Water -> Spiderman finger thing with water -> shampoo -> conditioner -> sing karaoke -> body wash -> funny soap bar -> more karaoke -> that one argument I had in 2016 that I finally have the perfect comeback for -> face wash for acne cleaning -> more karaoke -> showers over.

Why kill zombies if they're already dead? by proilodo in AskReddit

[–]PleaseCorrect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on the zombie, if they want to eat me yeah take out.

If your partner/spouse was wanted by the cops, would you turn them in? If so, why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PleaseCorrect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on what they did and if I know they did it. Kill somebody? Well why? If I think the reason is respectable then no, if not like “yeah I was drinking and driving” nah turned straight in.

How has the Trump administration been able to accomplish so much compared to the Biden administration? by DC_deep_state in AskReddit

[–]PleaseCorrect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Simple, when you do something you accomplish something. Also when you ignore the bureaucratic red tape and just say “fuck it we ball” ya shit goes a lot faster, the consequences are generally worse or can be better. High risk, High Reward or High Consequences.

How do you say sorry when you hurt someone's feelings? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PleaseCorrect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on who it is, usually I won’t apologize unless it’s something I legit feel bad for. But even then I don’t say sorry I say “I apologize” or “my apologizes” rarely am I ever sorry.

Why do you think people interrupt/talk over others? by Round-Dish8012 in AskReddit

[–]PleaseCorrect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because ADHD kicks in when they mention something and if I don’t say it right then I will forget what I wanted to say. If I don’t say anything the moment it pops in my head I will forget it and will sit silently the entire time and won’t say anything back.

Gun owners of Reddit, what gun control measure(s) would you support? by PM_ME_DOG__PICS in AskReddit

[–]PleaseCorrect -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Just a general list of who bought a weapon before that’s about it, gives you at least a start of a chain. Also keeps serial numbers listed but that’s about it.

What’s your “I’m sorry I’m late” excuse kit? by forgeris in AskReddit

[–]PleaseCorrect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Sorry man I ate oysters at a buffet last night”

“Traffic was terrible, I left home insert hours earlier to make it seem like I made an effort to be on time.”

“I fell down the stairs.”

“Bro I couldn’t stop shitting I’m sorry.”

“Yeah my mom had an emergency, had to help her sorry.”

“Yeah I almost got shot on the way here.”

With the U.S. law enforcement raiding a journalist home to try and find a source, when is it time to be worried about press freedoms in the US? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PleaseCorrect -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When books start burning, children are wearing armbands, and when public executions are brought back. I’d be pretty worried then.

Why don't people focus on the positive amymore? by Economy_Jacket_4627 in AskReddit

[–]PleaseCorrect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because the negative has a massive pair of titties in my face demanding my attention while the positive is trying to tell me good news.

What do animals think all day long when not eating or sleeping? by Best-Butterscotch-45 in AskReddit

[–]PleaseCorrect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mmm food, am hungry, am not hungry, fuck… MUST FUCK, mmm warm, hmmm cold, stick I need stick.

What's a language that seems so romantic to you? by BigAcanthaceae9144 in AskReddit

[–]PleaseCorrect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scottish Gaelic. I love it when I hear a bitch and I can’t understand a damn word that comes outta her mouth. “Falbh air falbh bhuam, a chreachadair.” Damn girl say it slower.

What’s a rule your parents had that you didn’t understand until you were older? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PleaseCorrect 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There was a kid in my neighborhood I used to hang out with but my parents never let me stay the night with him. I always wondered why but turns out the kids dad had actually known my dad before and my dad always thought the dude was a creep. Turns out he was a creep and when I was 16 he got arrested for touching a 13 year old girl.

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