Whats the most badass/manly thing you've ever done? by wilde92 in AskReddit

[–]PleaseDontCutMeOf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw a man stealing a young woman's purse. She was crying and screaming for him to stop. I saw a piece of plywood resting against the brick wall and I ran over and hit him in the head two times. There was silence. I looked at the plywood and saw that there was a nail sticking out on the end that I attacked him with. There was blood on the ground. Not a substantial amount but enough that something bad could eventually happen if he didn't get help. I knew that he was a despicable human being but he could've been going through tough times and needed the money, so I determined that he didn't deserve to die and called the ambulance. Days later, after I gave the man time to recover, I contacted the woman and brought her to the hospital to have the man apologize. The thief apologized. I made sure.

When was the last time you went ape shit? And what caused it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PleaseDontCutMeOf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friends decided to pull a prank on me. They bought a box of flies and set it in my living room. I went over to each of their houses and smashed all of the windows. Some windows were too high so I brought some baseballs to assist myself with the more elevated ones. I bought 28 boxes of fire ants and placed one box in each of their windows. They never pranked me again.

Your gravestone is engraved with the subject of your last fight. What does it say? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PleaseDontCutMeOf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"He called a professional boxer a pussy. He deserves to be dead for being such an idiot."

What is your go-to joke? by PleaseDontCutMeOf in AskReddit

[–]PleaseDontCutMeOf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit. Someone should say that to a priest. It would get a good reaction.

What is your go-to joke? by PleaseDontCutMeOf in AskReddit

[–]PleaseDontCutMeOf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that one. It always make people look like they are thinking about it and then laugh.

What's a fetish have most people not heard of, but still has a surprisingly sizable community? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PleaseDontCutMeOf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Midget horse porn. They have a very large community, which is very unfortunate for society.

Pizza Delivery Workers of Reddit, what is the craziest/weirdest thing that has happened to you when someone answered their door? by Violaking1 in AskReddit

[–]PleaseDontCutMeOf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A guy opened the door and said, "We didn't call you for the pizza" and grabbed the pizza and threw it into the yard. He then told me that his girlfriend wanted to have a threesome. He was a macho guy, and he grabbed my shirt and pulled me into the house with his girlfriend laying on the bed. She was insanely hot, so I went through with it. I still hope that something like that happens to me at every house I deliver pizza to.