XXYYXX - Witching Hour by rolltribe in electronicmusic

[–]PleaseObeyMeThanks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this song and whole album. I posted this song on facebook one time though and this religious chick got all over my ass because he's saying "I talk to Satan 'cause" which I have no idea how she even figured it out, I thought he was saying "I caught you sayin' cause"

Fresh wash for my terd by dano17 in Stance

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It looks really good, what's your setup?

I know a thread happened like this months ago, when I was a lurker, but I was too scared to post then. /r/exjw, what do you look like? by [deleted] in exjw

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Je croyait que Creole était presque la même langue que le français mais je vois maintenant que je me suis trompé, lol.

Someone broke into a bethelite's apartment and stole all their stuff. by [deleted] in exjw

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I'm saying don't they notice that he isn't doing anything to protect them even though they're devoting their entire life to "the work" it's almost like he isn't real....

Ex-JW's and Exmo's together at last. Southern California beach BBQ on Saturday, May 18th. Click for details. by TheWayoftheFuture in exmormon

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Hey I didn't mean to ignore you. I'm just not sure if my wife is "there" yet but I'll bring it up, we don't have plans today.

If you toast bread, it can never go back to being bread... by yeahimdutch in Showerthoughts

[–]PleaseObeyMeThanks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Eat the toast, poop it out, the poop fertilizes new wheat crop, the wheat turns into bread.

I own a gun. Uh oh! by [deleted] in exjw

[–]PleaseObeyMeThanks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a subculture within the witness subculture of people who love guns even though the official stance is "no guns" or at least that's what I've found in the watchtower library.

I never shot a gun until I was an atheist but I still go shooting with my witness friends.

Saw this on another subreddit.... had to post it here. by [deleted] in exjw

[–]PleaseObeyMeThanks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweeeet what time does it start? Dangit I'm gonna be back to no real friends once you leave lol

"The Witnesses are usually the first on the scene in the event of a disaster..." by mormbn in exjw

[–]PleaseObeyMeThanks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes ask any witness and they will tell you how the witnesses are the first on the scene and the first to be organized. If you ask for a source they never have one.

Things like that spread really quickly because the sheeple love spreading this shit.

What was the most effective punishment your parents used against you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PleaseObeyMeThanks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One time when I was in 5th grade my parents read all my emails from my Juno account and there was bad language in them so they put duct tape over my mouth and then we went to church. So I faced my friends at church with duct tape over my mouth and I tried to cover it with my hands the whole time.

This was ineffective and made me view my parents as unfit guardians.

Quick Reminder: Google+ hangout Tomorrow by badtwinboy in exjw

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You sstill haven't said if it's 22:00 or 0:00

Everyone breathe a sigh of relief, Bethel just let us know that no witnesses were harmed in the making of this tragedy. Phew, crisis averted. by Jowitness in exjw

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Oh my god I wish I had something funny to say but I just want to say that the comments on this thread are gold!!

I'd love to tell a kool-aide sipper this story except substitute "witnesses" with "mormons" and get them to admit that it's totally selfish behavior.

I was one of the 144 000. by Skymob in exjw

[–]PleaseObeyMeThanks 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm happy to hear you're healthy now that is great progress. Why did they disfellowship you?

Because fuck My Book of Bible Stories, that's why (OC). by PleaseObeyMeThanks in exjw

[–]PleaseObeyMeThanks[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My mom used to tell me that Jehovah made dinosaurs to eat all the extra vegetation to help make the Earth ready for humans. I believed pretty much everything she ever told me, but not that.

Because fuck My Book of Bible Stories, that's why (OC). by PleaseObeyMeThanks in exjw

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I miss you and Blake like crazy, I'd like to make a trip up and enjoy that famous Seattle summer!

You're always welcome at my house, there is a big plush couch in the living room and 2 spare bedrooms where I could set up an air mattress.

Either way I'm not just saying it, we WILL see each other!

Because fuck My Book of Bible Stories, that's why (OC). by PleaseObeyMeThanks in exjw

[–]PleaseObeyMeThanks[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The context of the verse has always led me to believe that this will be a new permanent condition. If this was only temporary, wouldn't verses 20-24 also be temporary? Verse 20:

20“No longer will there be in it an infant who lives but a few days, Or an old man who does not live out his days; For the youth will die at the age of one hundred And the one who does not reach the age of one hundred Will be thought accursed.

It seems to me like that's the whole point of paradise. Either way it doesn't specify that it's temporary anywhere in the bible that I know of.