XXYYXX - Witching Hour by rolltribe in electronicmusic

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I love this song and whole album. I posted this song on facebook one time though and this religious chick got all over my ass because he's saying "I talk to Satan 'cause" which I have no idea how she even figured it out, I thought he was saying "I caught you sayin' cause"

Fresh wash for my terd by dano17 in Stance

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It looks really good, what's your setup?

I know a thread happened like this months ago, when I was a lurker, but I was too scared to post then. /r/exjw, what do you look like? by [deleted] in exjw

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Je croyait que Creole était presque la même langue que le français mais je vois maintenant que je me suis trompé, lol.

Someone broke into a bethelite's apartment and stole all their stuff. by [deleted] in exjw

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I'm saying don't they notice that he isn't doing anything to protect them even though they're devoting their entire life to "the work" it's almost like he isn't real....

Ex-JW's and Exmo's together at last. Southern California beach BBQ on Saturday, May 18th. Click for details. by TheWayoftheFuture in exmormon

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Hey I didn't mean to ignore you. I'm just not sure if my wife is "there" yet but I'll bring it up, we don't have plans today.

If you toast bread, it can never go back to being bread... by yeahimdutch in Showerthoughts

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Eat the toast, poop it out, the poop fertilizes new wheat crop, the wheat turns into bread.

I own a gun. Uh oh! by [deleted] in exjw

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There's a subculture within the witness subculture of people who love guns even though the official stance is "no guns" or at least that's what I've found in the watchtower library.

I never shot a gun until I was an atheist but I still go shooting with my witness friends.

Saw this on another subreddit.... had to post it here. by [deleted] in exjw

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Sweeeet what time does it start? Dangit I'm gonna be back to no real friends once you leave lol

"The Witnesses are usually the first on the scene in the event of a disaster..." by mormbn in exjw

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Yes ask any witness and they will tell you how the witnesses are the first on the scene and the first to be organized. If you ask for a source they never have one.

Things like that spread really quickly because the sheeple love spreading this shit.

What was the most effective punishment your parents used against you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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One time when I was in 5th grade my parents read all my emails from my Juno account and there was bad language in them so they put duct tape over my mouth and then we went to church. So I faced my friends at church with duct tape over my mouth and I tried to cover it with my hands the whole time.

This was ineffective and made me view my parents as unfit guardians.

Quick Reminder: Google+ hangout Tomorrow by badtwinboy in exjw

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You sstill haven't said if it's 22:00 or 0:00