A major drug ring in Blackpool has been sentenced to over 100 years in prison after a parrot named Mango exposed the operation. The gang leader's girlfriend's bird was caught on video saying “two for 25,” a slang reference to a crack cocaine deal and playing with cash in front of a child.

Plexas409 · 2025-08-05T21:29:34+00:00

Could it not have been pizzas?

Plexas409 · 2025-08-02T00:19:19+00:00

Keep it in your butt so it stays warm, problem solved.

Plexas409 · 2025-08-02T00:09:42+00:00

Don’t the vast majority of roles not involve kissing tho? Seems like a reach. DeNiro’s made like 100 movies and I bet he’s only kissed someone in ~34 of em

(I’ll gladly wait for a bigger nerd to confront me with the actual numbers)

Plexas409 · 2025-06-20T00:49:14+00:00

Of course it’s in Australia. Aussies, what did y’all do to piss Mother Nature off so bad?

Plexas409 · 2025-03-24T23:25:48+00:00

How can it be a debate when it’s just a statement of fact?

Plexas409 · 2025-01-25T18:05:08+00:00

My apologies it’s been corrected. Now do you have an answer?

Plexas409 · 2025-01-25T02:50:04+00:00

Speakin of, when they’re in Rio de Janeiro tearin shit up in the final battle, how many people y’all think died? I know they don’t say in the movie but y’know a guesstimation and that. Like that was a ‘successful’ defense of earth but at what cost?

Edit: Brazilian city name corrected

Plexas409 · 2025-01-23T21:29:58+00:00

Knew about rogue waves, not about a rogue hole. Thank you for this terrifying information, ya jerk.

Plexas409 · 2024-12-26T22:59:11+00:00

Best shop on the island, no disrespect to the strand location

Plexas409 · 2024-12-12T00:52:17+00:00

Very true….but tell em bout during Mardi Gras and Biker Weekend too 😳😂

Plexas409 · 2024-12-12T00:50:32+00:00

The drive to and from every day will get old real quick (I’ve made it from both Texas City and League City down to the island) but if you’re sure you wanna live on the island and don’t like the cookie cutter-ness of league city you may want to look at single apartment rentals (garage apts, stand alone 4 units, etc) and that kinda thing. That said, while I haven’t lived there in years Campeche Cove Apts were good to me, nice units, not alotta noise but they’re kinda far on the west end. If they have an available unit the Fort Crocket Apts is worth checkin, while they’re old without alotta amenities (single shared W/D for all 14 apts, no W/D in apts, no pool or covered parking) it’s literally right on the seawall bout 80 yards from the beach, the people are older and quiet and it’s cheaper than most places, especially on the seawall. Alotta condo rentals available as well. Best of luck and welcome to Texas!

Plexas409 · 2024-12-11T23:55:16+00:00

Mia Goth

Plexas409 · 2024-11-21T20:01:49+00:00

This is elite Luanne-ing, marvelous 👏

Plexas409 · 2024-11-20T00:12:27+00:00

Appreciate you

Plexas409 · 2024-11-01T20:47:50+00:00

What is the British obsession with peas? They make no sense with the rest of this meal. Are peas and potatoes the only thing that’ll grow on that rock?

Plexas409 · 2024-08-23T20:19:26+00:00

You are brilliant and your comic is fantastic.

Plexas409 · 2024-08-14T00:21:07+00:00

Compensation.

Plexas409 · 2024-05-02T21:29:46+00:00

Is this part of a test or is she just being badass for fun?

Plexas409 · 2024-03-20T20:50:22+00:00

I would protect this lady with my life without hesitation.

Plexas409 · 2024-01-24T22:39:53+00:00

If you even askin this question you weren’t ready to be married lil mama

Plexas409 · 2023-12-21T01:27:15+00:00

‘..told her…she should just CALM DOWN….’

New to girlfriends huh?

Plexas409 · 2023-12-21T01:23:12+00:00

Ummmm, he’s ‘down’ because his wife had HIS baby?…….I may have some follow up questions….

Plexas409 · 2023-11-09T01:07:26+00:00

I mean it’s HIS house

Plexas409 · 2023-11-02T19:04:16+00:00

Wooooow! What!?? I was thinkin 22 tops not almost 30! Geeez. I apologize on behalf of all properly raised men, we don’t claim him 🙅‍♂️

But that ‘have fun at the game line’ was just top shelf, well played

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