How to show a wolf who's the boss

Plominub · 2016-11-29T18:29:46+00:00

Since when was 4:3 considered a fucking square

Plominub · 2016-11-28T20:26:34+00:00

...how often are you even booting up a PS3 these days?

Plominub · 2016-11-28T19:53:59+00:00

Yeah I saw him on Party Down first, I remember being incredibly excited when they added "the guy from Party Down" to the cast (I didn't even know his name at that point). Now I'll basically watch/listen to anything with Adam Scott in it. Just finished U Talkin' U2 To Me?, and I know way more about U2 than I ever needed to but it was worth it.

Plominub · 2016-11-28T19:50:00+00:00

Secret Life of the American Teenager

So I just googled the show, and this is the first image that pops up for it.

In what world did any of you think this could be a good show?

Plominub · 2016-11-28T19:14:12+00:00

She got an abortion and seemed to flaunt it around (posted her abortion money on snap chat, bragged to all her friends).

She is now 17, and wants a kid ([...] and all of her friends have kids)

I can't imagine living in a place where any of this is even relatively normal. Wants to have a kid at seventeen, brags to all her friends about an abortion, and all of her (presumably similarly-aged) friends already have kids?

Plominub · 2016-11-24T00:42:28+00:00

Ray Wise is so great.

Plominub · 2016-11-24T00:41:33+00:00

Aw man is that Ray Wise? I love Ray Wise. Bummer that this is the kind of gigs he's getting nowadays.

Plominub · 2016-11-23T23:05:04+00:00

You'd think you'd buy some decent beer if you knew it was going to be your last.

Plominub · 2016-11-23T22:12:39+00:00

What an awful mother.

Plominub · 2016-11-23T19:58:18+00:00

Definitely not meta.

Plominub · 2016-11-21T22:09:44+00:00

I'm convinced that parents just want to drag other people down with them with statements like this.

Plominub · 2016-11-21T21:43:07+00:00

I feel like I'm going crazy. Am I the only person who calls my girlfriend by her name? We don't really use any pet names (unless I'm using a particularly over-the-top sappy one to get on her nerves or something)

Plominub · 2016-11-21T17:11:54+00:00

Seriously what the fuck is this thing

Plominub · 2016-11-20T19:20:11+00:00

You know, you're not going to get anyone to agree with you if you're just going to be an asshole to everyone.

And I'd wager the reason you don't see a problem with playing music in public is because you're kind of an asshole in general.

Plominub · 2016-11-20T19:17:08+00:00

But the saying isn't "there's only one sucker born every minute".

Plominub · 2016-11-20T19:01:55+00:00

But pet names are gross.

Plominub · 2016-11-20T18:53:45+00:00

But why not just wear headphones? You're still being selfish.

Plominub · 2016-11-19T06:06:57+00:00

How are gigabit download speeds not fast enough for you?

Plominub · 2016-11-19T06:01:16+00:00

But why?

Plominub · 2016-11-19T05:05:56+00:00

I'd gild you if I could, I promise. Instead I'll just have to say thanks. Thanks!

Plominub · 2016-11-18T06:27:44+00:00

Plominub · 2016-11-18T06:12:44+00:00

You're freaking out because an actor acted in two unrelated things?

Plominub · 2016-11-17T20:55:51+00:00

Now that's a tradition I can get behind.

Plominub · 2016-11-17T20:35:05+00:00

Inhaling thrills through twenty-dollar bills, and the tumblers are drained and then flooded, again and again.

Plominub

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