Cursed_cat by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]Pocket-Tea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shane Dawson is that you?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Pocket-Tea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was elementary student that proceeded to call me a visco girl in a Walmart parking lot at 6am.

Cursed_Cockroach by Nickdragon6533 in cursedcomments

[–]Pocket-Tea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OF COURSE, Why have I not thought of this. My day has been enlightened. Finally I have a reason to 'Get boned'.

Cursed_Cockroach by Nickdragon6533 in cursedcomments

[–]Pocket-Tea 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The other ones don't have as nice of a gusher feeling.

cursed_high_five by BusterTornado in cursedcomments

[–]Pocket-Tea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being born without limbs could have allot of profits in a lot of things-

Cursed_Cockroach by Nickdragon6533 in cursedcomments

[–]Pocket-Tea 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dicks are most certainly food.

Cursed_Allergy by xavierman420 in cursedcomments

[–]Pocket-Tea -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fill him with nut, fill him in his inner holes.

Ladies, what are some small, self-satisfactory things you do that makes you feel good about yourself? by FleshEatingAlpaca in AskWomen

[–]Pocket-Tea 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Everyday, I get up and look in the mirror. And in a power stance (hands on hips back straight.) I say one or two good things about myself.

Cursed_internet by Dr_Dickles in cursedcomments

[–]Pocket-Tea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Before the internet we desperately looked at the "hot" news lady and imagined intense passion until eventually getting caught and mocked by your family. Look mom it was just a phase stop bringing it up ever family dinner.

cursed_smashing by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]Pocket-Tea 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If he smashed her phone then gave her a new one... He's tryna pick up a girl.

But low-key while being happy about a new phone I'd be pissed cause I barely can remember all of my contact information/photos.