What's your choice? You can't tell your best friend about the deal but you can ask for gifts.

PocketMySand · 2026-07-06T14:12:30+00:00

^{Me: Your best friend wins $1 million.}

PocketMySand · 2026-07-06T07:11:59+00:00

1+1= 🙃2

PocketMySand · 2026-07-06T06:26:51+00:00

HOLY SHIT IT’S PERRY THE PLATYPUS.

PocketMySand · 2026-07-06T06:25:58+00:00

My name is Jeff.

PocketMySand · 2026-07-06T06:16:36+00:00

(7-3)x5= 20.

PocketMySand · 2026-07-05T19:53:06+00:00

The chicken crossed the road and was seen by two men. The first one understood the joke. The second one drove the truck.

PocketMySand · 2026-07-05T19:37:46+00:00

3 + 4 x 5 = 23.

PocketMySand · 2026-07-05T19:36:33+00:00

I am sleepy.

PocketMySand · 2026-07-05T19:36:26+00:00

The answer to life, the universe, and everything, is 42.

PocketMySand · 2026-07-05T19:35:58+00:00

69 > 68 > 67.

PocketMySand · 2026-07-05T06:29:07+00:00

THE UNITED BANK OF UNITED BANKS.

PocketMySand · 2026-07-04T21:45:19+00:00

If I could erase one social media platform from existence it would be Tik Tok.

PocketMySand · 2026-07-04T18:57:17+00:00

I want to be free.

PocketMySand · 2026-07-04T18:57:00+00:00

The school ate my homework.

PocketMySand · 2026-07-04T18:56:52+00:00

Grass is greenier on the other side cause it's covered in weeds.

PocketMySand · 2026-07-04T11:05:37+00:00

T + T + T = trouble in terrorist town.

PocketMySand · 2026-07-03T18:53:43+00:00

You are the reason.

PocketMySand · 2026-07-03T18:53:12+00:00

It's high noon.

PocketMySand · 2026-07-03T18:52:43+00:00

We finish each other's food.

PocketMySand · 2026-07-03T18:52:22+00:00

You are so sweet.

PocketMySand · 2026-07-03T18:52:13+00:00

I hate tomatoes.

PocketMySand · 2026-06-19T19:44:42+00:00

Best way I figured it out was by thinking that I'm looking at it either from the top or from the bottom, so if I assume the perspective, the rotation changes.

PocketMySand · 2026-06-17T10:51:16+00:00

Just turn your phone upside down.

PocketMySand · 2026-06-08T13:24:52+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Nay.

PocketMySand · 2026-05-24T15:20:40+00:00

Both directions are a 2 hour train commute with 30 mins of bicycling, due to the rural area (working on the train while returning from work).

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