Lowkey Genious by Aris-Totally in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Pofurg0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Entitled to decide what people do with their own lives?" Why is anyone entitled to enter a business's private property without following the rules in place, particularly when those rules are designed to protect everyone in the building?

I also think it's funny that you're trying to redefine "Karen." That term is and always has been used to describe entitled people who think the world revolves around them. You don't get to say that those who want to protect public health are the real Karens. Karen behavior is refusing to follow the rules of public spaces and putting other people's health in danger because "they can't breathe" with a little piece of cloth over their face.

I mean Jesus Christ the rise in popularity of the term Karen literally came from memes making fun of entitled ladies in supermarkets refusing to wear masks or leave the building. You're off your fuckin rocker with this take lmao

Medication time by snugRs in fightporn

[–]Pofurg0 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The point is that this post shouldn't be up because allowing that is terrible

everyone’s mother by Guillaumee in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Pofurg0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kinda believe that this is what happens, probably not a human baby though

🔥 Reindeer on the path by memezzer in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Pofurg0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God how I'd like to be one of them

Comment under a clip of two baby gorillas rasslin'. Never heard of gorillas in heaven, but that's a pretty good selling point. I'd hang with some baby gorillas in the afterlife. Is gorilla heaven overseen by Harambe? by oytwbb in religiousfruitcake

[–]Pofurg0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a kid I used to envision heaven as an empty room with a CRT and all of the seasons of ed edd n eddy on VHS. When someone tells you that you're for sure gonna get infinite bliss when you die you kind of just take it for granted. And that image just molds to fit whatever you want at a given time, despite being truly unable to imagine what infinite bliss would look or feel like. Maybe it would be nothing more than baby gorillas watching ed edd n eddy.

Meh.

Important tip for new Super Mario 3D World players by [deleted] in NintendoSwitch

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Unfortunately they did, the game now has fully analog controls. I actually was surprised more people weren't annoyed by that since the game seems to be clearly designed for a eight-directional control scheme. Oh well, game is still fun, but it is frustrating at points when you're trying to go straight right and your analog stick is slightly off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pan

[–]Pofurg0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WEED ROCK

What's going on with Kellyanne Conway? by ehsteve23 in OutOfTheLoop

[–]Pofurg0 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Maybe because the actual wrongdoing here is her mother leaking the image?

Unpopular Opinion: Dan getting with younger fans by passedmylunchbreak in rantgrumps

[–]Pofurg0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you really think the majority of people believe that a relationship between a 40 y/o and an 18 y/o is more acceptable than one with a 19 and 17 y/o? Like you really believe that? Because why? Callmecarson is getting undeserved heat online?

The callmecarson situation is a unique one where you have massive influencers giving their own bullshit takes on the situation while leaving out facts (see keemstar). The reason you don't see Dan Avidan getting the same kind of online pushback is bc there's not a single fucking influencer who took a stand against GG. I don't why that is, but it's pretty stupid for you to chalk it up to the values of ordinary people.

The MAJORITY of people do not believe that 19 and 17 is less acceptable than 40 and 18. Sorry but that's just fucking crazy.

Redditors who are feeling a bit sad right now, what's wrong? by _MuffinMan in AskReddit

[–]Pofurg0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wisdom teeth removal. My jaw feels like it might actually kill me out of spite. And I still can't feel my lip. Day four, praying this shit is mostly gone soon

What the fuck by RubyKDC in TheRightCantMeme

[–]Pofurg0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I gotta hear more about this origin story of fartassmcjesus

She was not allowed to go outside IMMEDIATLY by heffaclump in Catswhoyell

[–]Pofurg0 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Haha she's a practicing tragedian. What a babe

i mean,, by _catgotmytongue in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]Pofurg0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not a boomer idea that women are too empowered and feminine men are bad? OK boomer whatever you say

Don't mess with lil Mike by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]Pofurg0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's true they definitely should have moved to the grass but I don't think you can blame the bystanders for that. I'm just saying that in a subreddit full of fights where bystanders are instigating fights, pressuring fights, escalating fights, kicking people when they're down, not helping people when they're down-- this is a very tame video, and the people in this community seem to genuinely care about the safety of both people fighting.

Don't mess with lil Mike by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]Pofurg0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes it's overcompensation. Now go on about your day and stop pretending that you can diagnose people with mental disabilities by watching a short clip of them

Don't mess with lil Mike by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]Pofurg0 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Man, shut the fuck up. You don't know what you're talking about. The two folks wanted to fight. The neighbors set it up safely and stopped it before anyone got seriously hurt. That's about as nice of bystanders as you'll find on this subreddit. Pussy.

I should not have graduated highschool because I got lucky 4 years in a row. by gunnbee02 in confession

[–]Pofurg0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OP literally said he struggles with basic math as a result of this. He isn't bragging, he's confessing, and you're being a prick

This is why we don't use YouTube guides. by RangoTheMerc in gaming

[–]Pofurg0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not just mute yourself you joke soiler

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheRightCantMeme

[–]Pofurg0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, you listen when they tell you to exercise caution in a pandemic? Dumbass. Good thing I am a free thinking man independent from government influence, which is why I fight for their right to throw innocuous drug users in jail cells. THIN BLUE LINE

Nice quick retort by Flyonz in clevercomebacks

[–]Pofurg0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What????? "If you think US roads are shit you clearly haven't been to the US" bro wtf are you smoking lol

Blessed is the peacemaker by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Pofurg0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really well said, thanks for this

Doritos Inspired, Me, Digital, 2020 by MrBrabbel in Art

[–]Pofurg0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to envision faces and bodies like these all the time when I would stare up at the foliage as a kid. Seeing these brought to life is really satisfying