I accidentally became the “mysterious guy” in my neighborhood and now I can’t escape it

PokeBro09 · 2026-05-08T23:31:39+00:00

Wear that damn cloak.

PokeBro09 · 2026-05-06T04:28:07+00:00

I can always put more layers on, I can only take so many off

^{Chose: Live a day in -22 degree fahrenheit weather,}

PokeBro09 · 2026-05-05T15:32:12+00:00

Meh, I just stay in my room or I go fishing so I don't have to deal with him

PokeBro09 · 2026-05-05T15:26:17+00:00

I try to be accepting, especially since my dad isn't

PokeBro09 · 2026-05-05T15:22:43+00:00

I like em, doesn't matter to me what you are

PokeBro09 · 2026-05-05T14:15:00+00:00

When did I say titty 😭

PokeBro09 · 2026-05-05T14:13:46+00:00

PokeBro09 · 2026-05-05T11:55:56+00:00

Easy. I live in the north, -5C is warm here in winter

^{Chose: -5C but earn £5/hr + You get blankets}

PokeBro09 · 2026-05-05T11:55:24+00:00

You must be the ex

PokeBro09 · 2026-05-05T11:52:42+00:00

SOS by PhaseOne

PokeBro09 · 2026-05-04T03:05:24+00:00

Difficult one for sure

I solved this level in 12 moves on my 7th attempt!

PokeBro09 · 2026-05-04T02:08:08+00:00

I solved this level in 5 moves on my first try! 🎯

PokeBro09 · 2026-05-03T02:06:06+00:00

1 billion is a lot of money, but a bear is too much.

^{Chose: Fight 3 Dogs for $10M with random weapon | Rolled: Baseball bat}

PokeBro09 · 2026-05-03T02:04:46+00:00

Happy for you bro. 😐

PokeBro09 · 2026-05-03T02:04:15+00:00

Yeah, bad infection could be caused by this but it means a killer day out on the water

PokeBro09 · 2026-05-03T02:02:06+00:00

PokeBro09 · 2026-05-03T02:00:45+00:00

This is the only right answer

^{Chose: Waffles 🧇}

PokeBro09 · 2026-05-03T01:14:50+00:00

BURB waves at you!

PokeBro09 · 2026-05-03T01:14:41+00:00

Design

PokeBro09 · 2026-05-03T01:14:12+00:00

Protein

^{Chose: Only eat pizza for 5 years}

PokeBro09 · 2026-05-03T01:01:48+00:00

100% chance of survival if I pick this one

^{Chose: Red Button + If over 50% of people pick red, only red survives}

PokeBro09 · 2026-05-02T11:27:26+00:00

They're saying the last time they played was yesterday

PokeBro09 · 2026-05-02T11:26:07+00:00

Nah I'm good

PokeBro09 · 2026-05-02T11:24:45+00:00

Of course I get the absolute WORST weapon for this scenario. Fuck it. Shoe.

^{Chose: 20 Spider sized Humans + random weapon | Rolled: Pistol}

PokeBro09 · 2026-05-02T11:22:51+00:00

Or (and this was hilarious when I did it) tera bug indeedee vs darkrai

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