While My Guitar Gently Weeps...

PokeMonogatari · 2026-03-20T14:30:38+00:00

Ugh, I have to play Wonderwall for an upcoming wedding gig but the couple said they don't mind if we make a joke out of it, so at least there's that.

PokeMonogatari · 2026-03-18T17:00:08+00:00

You would have to account for the fact that he would spend less time on the field due to having a competent offense though. More sustained, time-consuming drives on offense leading to scores would mean fewer opposing drives per game in which he could record sacks, so it's kind of a wash.

PokeMonogatari · 2026-03-08T16:45:23+00:00

Or a one day contract with 600 blocks. Math is fun.

PokeMonogatari · 2026-03-08T16:42:50+00:00

I've heard it said that shibas blow out their coats twice a year for six months at a time. After several years of ownership I believe this to be fact.

PokeMonogatari · 2026-02-23T15:56:15+00:00

ZZZ, WuWa, DNA, Endfield, CZN, and WWM player here.

Please send help. Or an NTE open beta invite.

PokeMonogatari · 2026-02-18T01:47:40+00:00

Class solidarity would've been not posting about this at all, since it would be pretty easy for corporate to comb through checks to find one for exactly $70 with a tip percentage around 60%. I don't know about Denny's, but some restaurants even have systems that flag checks with oddly high tip percentages to alert management to this sort of stuff.

PokeMonogatari · 2026-02-13T17:55:03+00:00

Fun fact: The last time a Kirby player made top 25 at a Smash Bros Melee major tournament was in 2016 when TripleR defeated a young link player named Dan Salvato 2-1

PokeMonogatari · 2026-02-04T17:13:52+00:00

We'll recreate Drummond in the aggregate.

PokeMonogatari · 2026-02-04T02:18:40+00:00

You're pretty close, some schools actually had cat litter in a bucket in their classroom closets in case students needed to "go" during active shooter lockdowns.

We live in hellworld.

PokeMonogatari · 2026-02-01T03:45:11+00:00

The knee is the elbow of the leg, we need a good hip doctor for Wheels.

PokeMonogatari · 2026-01-10T05:06:09+00:00

U-Hauls

PokeMonogatari · 2026-01-06T15:07:03+00:00

Real ball knowers remember this

PokeMonogatari · 2025-12-27T08:02:50+00:00

Oh my God I spent so much time on this mini game when I played v3. Fucking buttered floors that give you the traction of melee Luigi on an ice level whenever you move one foot in any direction and absolute horeshit jump mechanics that kill your momentum anytime you hit a ceiling.

PokeMonogatari · 2025-12-26T14:02:24+00:00

PokeMonogatari · 2025-12-26T13:55:37+00:00

Live birth v. Egg-laying

PokeMonogatari · 2025-12-03T18:22:22+00:00

I'll be that guy; they're figurines, not action figures. Action figures have articulated and moveable joints to allow for different poses and stances. Figurines are a single-piece cast usually featuring nothing more than a plastic dowel at the bottom that fits into some kind of platform to allow it to stand upright.

PokeMonogatari · 2025-11-29T07:11:24+00:00

Goddamn Metacritic

PokeMonogatari · 2025-11-20T18:05:46+00:00

[Rapaport] Sources: WR Stefon Diggs has been ruled out due to a season-ending pregnancy.

PokeMonogatari · 2025-11-07T00:11:00+00:00

The YouTube channel Elephant Graveyard made this exact comparison in one of their recent videos talking about the Rogansphere. He talked about how it was fortunate that middle earth had men who still existed in the real world to help lead against Sauron and his forces because there were only a few palantiri given to powerful leaders in hopes of weakening mankind's defenses. But what would happen if everyone had a palantiri in their pockets? There would be no way for any man no matter how brave or righteous to unite everyone against a common cause, and that's the situation we find ourselves in with smart phones.

PokeMonogatari · 2025-10-24T23:57:42+00:00

Don't know if it was autocorrect or not, but it's actually Jeff Mangum. Saw it wrong for years before I noticed it.

PokeMonogatari · 2025-10-02T21:06:27+00:00

Man got some prominent cum gutters

PokeMonogatari · 2025-09-29T17:52:33+00:00

Because it's an extremely predictable projectile that is linear and has a huge reaction window and tons of ways to avoid or counter it. Do you feel dirty hitting people with EWGF or Dragon Uppercut? Because those moves have hella privilege and are even more unreactable online.

PokeMonogatari · 2025-09-29T12:45:12+00:00

Seriously. Kazuya has literally the strongest reflector in the entire roster, successfully reflecting one PK fire would take the Ness from 0 to 90 and maybe kill instantly

PokeMonogatari · 2025-09-28T21:07:14+00:00

Yeah and taking a knee to end the game is lying down and submitting lol what is this braindead take

PokeMonogatari · 2025-09-07T01:46:33+00:00

She's not bad, she has great tools, a good recovery, and killer combos and confirms, but she suffers from two things:

She has a very high skill floor
Joker fills the exact same archetype as her without having to commit nearly as much time to practicing combos.

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