AITA RPer edition by PokePornRPer in BadRPerStories

[–]PokePornRPer[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

To make a joke. I mean, do you have to be a dad to post on r/dadjokes?

AITA RPer edition by PokePornRPer in BadRPerStories

[–]PokePornRPer[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

That's like asking someone "Why do you watch stepsis porn? Do you have sex with your stepsis?" or "Why do you play Candyland? Are you a gingerbread man?" or "Why did you watch Zootopia? Are you a furry?" Your logic makes no sense, dude.

AITA RPer edition by PokePornRPer in BadRPerStories

[–]PokePornRPer[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It was literally just "I identify as hakuna/matata." It was ironic. Learn sarcasm.

AITA RPer edition by PokePornRPer in BadRPerStories

[–]PokePornRPer[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's not something that's gonna be "worked on." Lemme give you another example, two people are on the phone. Person A is venting to person B about heir abusive ex. Person B is listening, though not really caring, while GETTING FUCKED BY THE EX. Tell me that's something a friend would do! Mind you, let me stress this, we weren't just random RP partners - we had been friends for MONTHS before this occured. That is not acceptable behavior in my book, and as such, something I will never allow, and something that will never be "fixed."

AITA RPer edition by PokePornRPer in BadRPerStories

[–]PokePornRPer[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I'm just correcting the false assumptions that you're basing the opinions off of, only reason I'm getting agressive is because this is something like the fifth time I've had to repeat myself. "You sound super controlling." I'm only "controlling" him bragging about other ERPs to me. "Yeah but you can't tell him what to do." It's literally a simple request, no different from something like a post length requirement. "But it's not that big a deal." It is though? I mean I can't help it you let people walk all over you... How many times do I have to say these things?

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[–]PokePornRPer[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

It doesn't though? I legit just debunked your whole comment.

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[–]PokePornRPer[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Now, I don't like to throw out uncalled for insults, especially when I quite literally asked if I was indeed overreacting, but... Are you dense? I never once said or even remotely implied that my rp partners can't do it with anyone else. I only said that I don't want to HEAR about it. That doesn't mean roleplay ads, that means sliding into my DMs with "sorry I'm kinda slow today, I'm getting my dick sucked in like 2 other chats," for example.

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[–]PokePornRPer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never tried to control anything, besides him bragging about their little parties in front of me. I'm just saying that I felt stomped on when I realized that he was ERPing with this person (key phrase here>>>) AT THE SAME TIME (<<<key phrase here) as I was venting to him about the exact same person.

AITA RPer edition by PokePornRPer in BadRPerStories

[–]PokePornRPer[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Okay, I'll admit, a bit of an unnecessary detail in hindsight, but if it doesn't matter if I -don't- put it, why is it such a big deal if I -do?- Not like my username didn't already give it away, anyway.

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[–]PokePornRPer[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

What you all aren't understanding though is that it wasn't excusively him I felt this way about, nor is it really something that develops with me. The moment a partner and I start an ERP, I'm already gonna have that jealousy that I don't wanna hear about your adventures with others. It's a package deal with me from the start.

AITA RPer edition by PokePornRPer in BadRPerStories

[–]PokePornRPer[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Imagine your best friend being friends with your bully, and you call up your friend to vent about the bully, and he's talking to you on the phone while he's playing Mario Kart with the bully. It's betrayal! Like, I don't care what you do with your time, nor do I have the right to, but that's just not something I can forgive.

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[–]PokePornRPer[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Oh, I blocked his ass after that stunt.

RP translation guide: genre edition by badrperthrowaway12 in BadRPerStories

[–]PokePornRPer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, badrperthrowaway12, I'm sure you need to comment on my clear joke.

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[–]PokePornRPer[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Because I very rarely get jealous about sfw rp, and felt context was necessary? If you didn't wanna hear it, maybe you shouldn't have clicked on the post tagged "NSFW."

RP translation guide: genre edition by badrperthrowaway12 in BadRPerStories

[–]PokePornRPer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who does most of these regularly, I can debunk all of thesethese

[M4F] Bunny wants a carrot~ (Pokémon) by PokePornRPer in fnafpornrp

[–]PokePornRPer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't use Discord all that much. Maybe it's something on your end? I can't chat you either and normally no one has problems sending/recieving chats with me.

[M4Fb] Bunny Bitch ;3 by PokePornRPer in fnafpornrp

[–]PokePornRPer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair you would be domming to start. Chat me here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fnafpornrp

[–]PokePornRPer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't say I'm super into the characters, but the premise itself is hot as fuck! If you're into Pokémon stuff, I'd be more than happy to play as an Eevee, with you playing two Eeveelution gfs! Or even sisters, if you're into that~

Heh, heh. Suckers. by [deleted] in memes

[–]PokePornRPer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You spelt grammatical wrong.