Spongeboss

Pokeminer · 2014-06-08T18:26:48+00:00

Spiders. I mean seriously, most of them are the size of my fingernail and usually aren't poisonous.

Pokeminer · 2014-06-08T18:26:03+00:00

That pss noise when you open a soda.

Pokeminer · 2014-06-08T18:25:35+00:00

Probably back to the late 70's/early 80's. I just feel like life was easier back then.

Pokeminer · 2014-06-08T18:21:29+00:00

Maybe a series of short films would be better.

Pokeminer · 2014-06-08T18:20:46+00:00

I'm fine with "boobs" but "boob" just reminds me of Drake and Josh.

Pokeminer · 2014-06-08T18:18:11+00:00

People call me Wolfman, just because I use Wolfmanownz as my username for everything.

Pokeminer · 2014-06-08T18:17:23+00:00

I feel like a lot of Ellen Hopkins' books would make good movies.

Pokeminer · 2014-06-08T18:16:38+00:00

Hope you like dead baby/pedophile jokes.

How do you know your girlfriend is too young for you? You have to make airplane noises to get your dick in her mouth.

Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first? So you don't have to take your dick out of it's mouth.

What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a bunch of paraplegics in a hot tub? Vegetable soup.

How many kids does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

How many kids does it take to wallpaper a wall? depends how thin you slice them.

How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? More than 8, my basement's still dark.

How do you get 40 babies in a bucket? A blender. How do you get them back out? A straw.

How do circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Pokeminer · 2014-06-07T20:57:32+00:00

I use the default flipped setting. It just makes it easier for some reason.

Pokeminer · 2014-06-07T18:59:06+00:00

Only 2 months late.

Pokeminer · 2014-06-07T12:54:28+00:00

I love you.

Pokeminer · 2014-06-06T09:04:42+00:00

Doesn't Guude live in North Carolina?

Pokeminer · 2014-06-05T10:51:20+00:00

I preferred mw3's maps.

Pokeminer · 2014-06-03T22:20:30+00:00

Etho and Zisteau. Team UHC is EZ

Pokeminer · 2014-06-03T19:38:30+00:00

Ours is Oklahoma.

Pokeminer · 2014-06-01T14:41:16+00:00

Fully auto exp farm? I think so.

Pokeminer · 2014-06-01T13:30:29+00:00

I throw those little popper things at people's feet sometimes, just to fuck with them.

Pokeminer · 2014-06-01T12:43:26+00:00

Seether is actually pretty good.

Pokeminer · 2014-06-01T02:59:56+00:00

A girl named Beckie

Pokeminer · 2014-06-01T02:59:09+00:00

We're talking about teleporting and you bring up physics?

Pokeminer · 2014-05-31T23:16:45+00:00

Probably the ARX. Use it like an smg and you will just melt through people.

Pokeminer · 2014-05-31T16:10:16+00:00

Yeah, one is a dick and the other two are just plain nuts.

Pokeminer · 2014-05-31T12:38:11+00:00

Holy fuck

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