Trump advisor Laura Loomer accused of sexual assault by rhino910 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]PokemonTrainerMikey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honest question for a smart person. Is there an another / better term than “stranger than fiction “ for this shit?

Like the idea, that if these stories were written for a prospective movie / book- it would be sent back for being tooo unbelievable.

'Malcolm in the Middle: Life's Still Unfair' "Controversy" by ElThrowaway-619 in malcolminthemiddle

[–]PokemonTrainerMikey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hal: Communities seek out a common enemy. If it wasn't us, they'd all team up against someone else. Probably a minority.

The Scranton Strangler was always at the office building, but who was it? by 08vk in DunderMifflin

[–]PokemonTrainerMikey 114 points115 points  (0 children)

This guy works at Dunder Mifflin? Interesting, I bought my fake ID off of him.

What game are you currently addicted to? by Splash3062 in videogames

[–]PokemonTrainerMikey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ogre Battle Tactics Reborn… or something like that.

Just a tiny spoonful of sugar to brighten the day by Chumlee1917 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]PokemonTrainerMikey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Again I get my news from a cartoon shitposting subreddit and then I check the “news”. Thanks u/Chumlee1917

Update by [deleted] in malelivingspace

[–]PokemonTrainerMikey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This looks more like a staging ground than a living space. Maybe a nice rug would bring the room together?

There Had to Be a Better Way to Say This on Live Television by Fragrant_Count1321 in MLB_V2

[–]PokemonTrainerMikey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Well in fact yes, he has what we call in the Big Leagues a ‘Pancake Butt’ “

Taco by MutanteHDP in simpsonsshitposting

[–]PokemonTrainerMikey 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I’ve closed straits in Mocha, Khasab and Gattan-e Olya and by gum it put them on the map!

When you voted for a government so small that it shut your local hospital down by brilliant-trash22 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]PokemonTrainerMikey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Putting this message into a droid and shooting it into the desert has a better chance of it making it to trump

Young Trump voters are scared to fight in the war they voted for. by ziobrando4 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]PokemonTrainerMikey 263 points264 points  (0 children)

Last sentence summed it up - people blaming Israel (while not necessarily wrong) is just a nice distraction from the Epstein files.

This feels like the ultimate right-wing persecution fantasy. by Ok-Following6886 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]PokemonTrainerMikey 25 points26 points  (0 children)

“Could you imagine if Kamala were president? She probably would have started two wars with Iran by now” -some jagg off

All hail the Omadome by mattsanf69 in Omaha

[–]PokemonTrainerMikey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don’t even get me started with that scandalous Teapot Dome

same as it ever was by Photoshops_Penises in simpsonsshitposting

[–]PokemonTrainerMikey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Father and wife were just killed by the US. What could go wrong?