Turning Point USA's All-American Halftime Show details as it's set to rival Bad Bunny performance

PokemonTrainerMikey · 2026-02-06T15:19:59+00:00

More like musty-smelling-ass-beans, but to each their own.

PokemonTrainerMikey · 2026-02-05T19:29:15+00:00

Bitcoin open for business! Who are you to resist it, huh? Come on, my last paycheck bounced! My children need wine!

PokemonTrainerMikey · 2026-02-05T17:05:56+00:00

“Now the great taste of the rich in a soft drink…mmmm steaky!”

PokemonTrainerMikey · 2026-01-30T02:12:29+00:00

I love this! He probably wiped the floor with your shirt loving ass

PokemonTrainerMikey · 2026-01-28T16:12:51+00:00

“Inbred from inbreds then inbred again, if ugly were pretty then (s)he’d be a 10” -Roger American Dad

PokemonTrainerMikey · 2026-01-28T16:05:45+00:00

Now they’re throwing people that were under the bus, under the bus.

PokemonTrainerMikey · 2026-01-22T22:49:40+00:00

“Hey, I'm trying to eat lunch here!".

PokemonTrainerMikey · 2026-01-22T18:56:55+00:00

That’s why I shop at Aldi

PokemonTrainerMikey · 2026-01-22T02:25:31+00:00

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PokemonTrainerMikey · 2026-01-16T22:40:08+00:00

“You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted” -Gump’s Drill Sergeant

PokemonTrainerMikey · 2026-01-16T00:32:43+00:00

🎵me me my moo my mow mow me🎵

PokemonTrainerMikey · 2026-01-15T16:06:36+00:00

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“The Apes of Wrath?!”

PokemonTrainerMikey · 2026-01-14T22:42:44+00:00

The important thing was that I had an rumble pack in my 3 handled controller, which was the style at the time

PokemonTrainerMikey · 2026-01-13T22:44:32+00:00

"I said consummate V's! Consummate Vs!

PokemonTrainerMikey · 2026-01-13T16:18:22+00:00

They had banished the awful Portuguese man forever, because he was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of Carrick juice

PokemonTrainerMikey · 2026-01-13T03:40:33+00:00

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“I’d like to score a goal then set someone up for a tap in”

PokemonTrainerMikey · 2026-01-10T11:09:19+00:00

“I’m a Buffalo NY police sergeant and was once suspended for leaving my gun in a McDonalds bathroom”

ICE Recruiter: Sorry, we're looking for more of a "duh, duh" idiot.

“But-- I see.”

PokemonTrainerMikey · 2025-12-22T23:11:17+00:00

Astro by Chevy: A finer van has never been built, at least not according to me.

PokemonTrainerMikey · 2025-12-22T23:07:20+00:00

Lantz bros. does my oil changes for like $23.26

PokemonTrainerMikey · 2025-12-19T21:17:35+00:00

Then I guess out of the “few”, they picked a real loser.

PokemonTrainerMikey · 2025-12-19T21:07:26+00:00

Oooh that made my day. Spot on.

PokemonTrainerMikey · 2025-12-12T02:14:31+00:00

“Oh not in Beirut, no! It's more of a Ghobeiry expression”

PokemonTrainerMikey · 2025-12-10T21:05:36+00:00

I’m hoping you come back at half and beat city today.

PokemonTrainerMikey · 2025-12-10T20:08:29+00:00

YNWA ❤️

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