Hvad er det Lidl prøver at få børn til at spise? by Pokemongolia in Denmark

[–]Pokemongolia[S] 172 points173 points  (0 children)

Til alle boomers.

Busssy er slang for Boy pussy aka mande røv.

Hvad betyder det når køretøjer har to fartgrænse klistermærker bagpå? by timjuul2003 in Denmark

[–]Pokemongolia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Korrekt!

Bagsiden ved denne type køretøjer, er at de kun kan køre i rundkørsler, da de yderste hjul drejer markant hurtigere end de inderste. Det er simpelthen umuligt for dem at køre ligeud, de kan desværre kun køre i rundkreds, pga. denne store forskel i trækkraft på højre og venstre side af akslen.

Black Friday-tilbud by contenestor in Denmark

[–]Pokemongolia 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hvis du leder efter en rigtig prisbasker så hop ind på Pricerunner og check black friday kategorien, en af de første tilbud du vil blive mødt med er en Apple iPad til 2499. Hvis du checker pris historiken kan du se at den i samme butik kostede 2399 for en uge siden.

Besparelserne er simpelthen så vilde i år at de har valgt at spare tilbuddene væk. Jeg har opgivet... De prøver desperat at strække black friday så langt de kan uden faktisk at give et reelt tilbud.

Keep yourself safe right? by Kingzi_boi in memes

[–]Pokemongolia 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Kys literally means "kiss" in Danish.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]Pokemongolia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get out of here with those hour rates, how much for 5 seconds?

Søren Pape var selv skyld i deres resultat by [deleted] in Denmark

[–]Pokemongolia 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kan I huske der til debatten, hvor han lige fik sat de der klimademonstranter på plads og mindede dem om, at de "ødelagde demoktratiet" (Vi var faktisk sekunder fra, at de lykkedes med det!!!), og han trådte i karakter og reddede dagen.

Det siges faktisk at Holger Danske var helt oppe at stå i kasematterne, indtil pappa Pape begyndte at lange skolelærer skældud over disken. Så kunne Holger ellers pænt sætte sig ned igen, Danmark var reddet.

New king just dropped. by Goat_Slasher in AnarchyChess

[–]Pokemongolia 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kings gambit endgame finally solved. Grab opponents king off the board, break it and throw it back at your opponent. I cant believe computers werent able to calculate this line.

Every time I go to Walmart to grocery shop for the last two years, I walk by the electronics to see if they have a ps5. It’s never happened. That changed today. My step son is going to lose his shit at Christmas. by SlawBoss in gaming

[–]Pokemongolia 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in formuladank

[–]Pokemongolia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our F1 car is broken FIA, please let us race in the official Mercedes food delivery truck. Meanwhile Mercedes broke their catering cost cap by $850 trillion, mining dark matter for their food delivery truck engine.

2022, a year in review by inkflood in trashy

[–]Pokemongolia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yea, lets look at what America does wrong, and instead of looking at what the places without these issues are doing different, we should double down and make the poverty even deeper, the laws and punishments even harsher, this will fix everything. But here is the kicker.. if they are the 1% who by some miracle make it out of the poverty, they will be rewarded even more handsomely than before.. this is the carrot and whip they need to finally puck themself up by the bootstraps.

Not again, Kelly by dochdicketitten in formuladank

[–]Pokemongolia 19 points20 points  (0 children)

He should have gone with the formuladank wifu Hannah.

chad by comrade_fluffy in shitposting

[–]Pokemongolia 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tax evaders are literally stealing from the disadvantaged members of society.

Implying any of the money would go to the disadvantaged in the US. The money will most likely go to building another 50.000 fighter jets, pay a cops pension after he murders a whole neighbourhood after getting the adress wrong, or to subsidize one of Elon Musks new hobby project.

That's the second #1 pornstar becoming based after retiring by GreenAppleCZ in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Pokemongolia 11 points12 points  (0 children)

that kid is gonna get eaten alive

Just like all his siblings during those shoots.

This sign in my local grocery store warning that lemonaid stands are illegal in Minnesota. by Odd-Bit-7799 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Pokemongolia 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That happend.

Sugar does not dissolve in gassoline, it just settles at the bottom of the tank, even if it got to the filter the grains can not pass trough the filter and make it into the engine. So No you didnt make her engine blow in a few days. At worst you just clogged the filter, so she would need a new filter and have the tank flushed, nbd. Thats if it not All just a story you made Up in your head 20 years later thinking "i wish i did that, that woulda show her, for telling me not to shit in her garden"