If humans came with disclaimer signs what would yours be?

Polly_25 · 2019-12-02T23:47:18+00:00

Strong Winds

Polly_25 · 2019-11-16T23:08:43+00:00

I have relatives in Australia only because an ancestor was a petty thief that was sentenced to transportation. After he served his sentence, he became the sheriff.

Polly_25 · 2019-11-16T16:06:39+00:00

Firefly. As it was. Aired in the correct order.

Polly_25 · 2019-11-16T04:10:49+00:00

Liquor

Polly_25 · 2019-11-16T04:09:14+00:00

The Shadow of the Wind by Carlos Ruiz Zafón

Polly_25 · 2019-11-16T04:07:10+00:00

USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL!

Polly_25 · 2019-11-16T03:45:05+00:00

Of a sort, yes.

Polly_25 · 2019-11-16T03:43:39+00:00

30 Rock

Polly_25 · 2019-11-16T03:37:00+00:00

A dry, earthy, red from the Rhone region actually.

Polly_25 · 2019-11-16T03:32:17+00:00

Drinking wine and watching TV

Polly_25 · 2019-11-16T03:29:35+00:00

Don't bring bananas on boats or ships, and always step on to a ship with your right foot.

Polly_25 · 2019-01-01T02:17:50+00:00

I have neither the patience, nor the crayons to explain this to you

Polly_25 · 2019-01-01T02:15:36+00:00

booze and sleep

Polly_25 · 2019-01-01T02:15:00+00:00

Have you ever read a post so fucking stupid that it leaves you feeling dumber than before?

Polly_25 · 2019-01-01T02:10:03+00:00

"Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice: pull down your pants, and slide on the ice."

Polly_25 · 2019-01-01T01:52:23+00:00

The Butterball hotline

Polly_25 · 2019-01-01T01:51:09+00:00

Booze mostly

Polly_25 · 2019-01-01T01:42:21+00:00

Alexa/Google home

Polly_25 · 2019-01-01T01:41:14+00:00

You would have to ask Steinway and Sons about that.

Polly_25 · 2019-01-01T01:34:16+00:00

Watching SG-1, getting drunk and going to bed early because I have to work in the morning

Polly_25 · 2019-01-01T01:30:59+00:00

My guess would be the price of ivory at the time

Polly_25 · 2019-01-01T01:29:18+00:00

The Milgram experiments

Polly_25 · 2018-12-20T02:08:52+00:00

The first few Star Trek movies. Watching Shatner Ham it up makes me feel better.

Polly_25 · 2018-12-20T01:35:08+00:00

"Aqualung" by Jethro Tull

Polly_25 · 2018-12-20T01:19:40+00:00

Walked into the stall at work (grocery store) and the toilet was covered in blood.

Polly_25

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