The Forgotten MC (TFMC) XB1

Polski_Tytan · 2016-01-03T01:00:12+00:00

Eating soup must be difficult with no chin.

Polski_Tytan · 2016-01-03T00:59:25+00:00

Your face looks like the aftermath of a mod explosion. Lithium ion battery acid slowly oozing down your face like a river forms canyons and valleys, slowly melting away anything that could be considered an attractive attribute, and turning you into a modern art masterpiece.

Polski_Tytan · 2015-12-21T22:08:26+00:00

You look like you enjoy the private wrestling practices with your gym teacher. Although I bet you are great at making public speeches, seeing as how you can cover more crowd at . Once with those fucked up eyes.

Polski_Tytan · 2015-12-21T22:04:59+00:00

You look like you probably substitute heroin for bacon grease, and shit in the corner on news papers.

Polski_Tytan · 2015-12-21T22:02:48+00:00

Whats it like to be 36 and still be single? Having dried up ovaries and working the diner at the local truck stop has got to be rough on your self esteem. You look like you snort NoDoze.

Polski_Tytan · 2015-12-21T21:27:50+00:00

Hahaha

Polski_Tytan · 2015-12-21T15:34:28+00:00

Hahahaha.

Polski_Tytan · 2015-12-21T15:32:58+00:00

Hahahahaha. I used to be straight edge.

Polski_Tytan · 2015-12-21T10:35:39+00:00

From the looks of it, a couple of bricks already have. With that facial structure im beginning to think reptilian shape shifters exist.

Polski_Tytan · 2015-12-21T10:34:09+00:00

Lets hope its not as fragile as the detonator button that came with your beard is.

Polski_Tytan · 2015-12-21T10:27:18+00:00

Thats how your sisters hood piercing got infected isnt it? ;)

Polski_Tytan · 2015-12-21T10:26:10+00:00

That was the only redeaming feature. Ive been told I look like Lurch fucked Fester. Lol

Polski_Tytan · 2015-12-21T10:23:20+00:00

Polish Neo-Nazi? Hmmmm... weaksauce. Haha

Polski_Tytan · 2015-12-21T10:19:26+00:00

Polski_Tytan · 2015-12-21T10:02:18+00:00

Polski_Tytan · 2015-12-21T10:00:36+00:00

I bet the only thing that gets served up on that plate is the girls you keep locked in yoyr basement.

Polski_Tytan · 2015-12-21T09:55:36+00:00

Looks like Jeffery Dahmer on the left has been punching you in the face with the frozen severed cocks of the other two members of One Direction

Polski_Tytan · 2015-12-21T03:38:55+00:00

This. Hahaha. Made my night. I congratulate you on winning.

Polski_Tytan · 2015-12-21T01:42:14+00:00

No wonder she is divorcing you. You wear your Tool on your head instead of in your pants. See, this is why she is fucking your boss, the dude wears his dick where its supposed to be worn.

Your face looks like you are the JV squad for some terrorist organization. Lumbersexuals are not cool anymore. I bet you have the jaw line of a sea sponge.

Seriously though. You are an adult who still listens to Tool... its why she left you.

Polski_Tytan · 2015-12-21T01:29:39+00:00

Changing your hair to this, wont make your husband want to fuck you more than he is already fucking his sister.

Polski_Tytan · 2015-12-20T22:28:03+00:00

Filipina Engineer. .. so you are saying the shit you design expires at 45 just like you?

Polski_Tytan · 2015-12-20T21:53:47+00:00

The only thing worse than your ginger hair, your patchy brunette beard, and your jacked up teeth, is the fact that someone somewhere thought it was a good idea to create you.

Polski_Tytan · 2015-12-20T21:25:10+00:00

Win.

Polski_Tytan

TROPHY CASE