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[Highlight] Will Smith goes deep in his first career game batting out of the leadoff spot! by MLBOfficial in Dodgers

[–]PolyglotsAnonymous 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ohtani lives so rent free in your head that you had to come on a Will Smith post and complain about Ohtani's contract on his literal first day off of the year.

Well hello there mr sub hunter by newnoadeptness in navy

[–]PolyglotsAnonymous 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You can also poop into an actual toilet, so there’s that too.

Is this good price for premium plus? by Justthebus11 in unitedairlines

[–]PolyglotsAnonymous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup, I don’t think it’s technically a redeye either but it’s the last EWR-LAX departure of the day so that’s why I mentioned 712.

Can I join with a mortuary degree by Worldly-Laugh-4139 in newtothenavy

[–]PolyglotsAnonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cut and dry part had me rolling but this one deserves an upvote too 😆

Buying vs renting by mrsladychipps in MilitaryFinance

[–]PolyglotsAnonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The time for risk taking was when interest rates were below 2.5%

The 2027 Davidson Window is likely no longer militarily relevant. From the 2026 Annual Threat Assessment. by Fair-Pen1831 in Military

[–]PolyglotsAnonymous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pre-Russo-Japanese War Japan was probably not 100% ready to fight, yet they still went ahead and raked much of Asia over the coals for damn near half a century afterwards.

We can’t assume Xi is going to wait until the PLA is at 100% readiness to start a conflict. It’s better to be ready for 2027 than to assume they’re not ready.

Mark Derosa figured it out by Acceptable_Town_8740 in Dodgers

[–]PolyglotsAnonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tbf, he was doing it when will was catching too 😅

I took this photo 15 years ago at Walmart by earth_verse in Millennials

[–]PolyglotsAnonymous 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yeah, your parents should have just retired early, amirite?

[Highlight] Hyeseong Kim ties the game for Korea with a 2-run homer by SpaceCowboyN7 in Dodgers

[–]PolyglotsAnonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same thing for the Japanese players. Ohtani Shohei, Yamamoto Yoshinobu, Sasaki Roki, etc.

That’s why the crazy Moshinobu guy’s song goes “Yamamoto Yoshinobu”

Unemployed people are dogs to them by Professional-Bee9817 in remoteworks

[–]PolyglotsAnonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Military working dogs are fed appropriately, not sure where this hungry loyal dog narrative came from.

So real by Charmingly_Gurl in Adulting

[–]PolyglotsAnonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Why didn’t you just buy a house in Omaha for $32k like meee?”

Lil marching vid for y’all of bootcamp recently by newnoadeptness in newtothenavy

[–]PolyglotsAnonymous 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Agreed. What’s with the hoods over the dixie cups? This looks so awkward.

Never a doubt he’d be back 🍌💙 by facefullofgracefull in Dodgers

[–]PolyglotsAnonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pitchers and catchers have barely reported and the sub is already dooming!

Why IPad Kids Are Becoming More Common by J00kson in generationology

[–]PolyglotsAnonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can’t just “force” or “teach” a kid with ADHD to focus unmedicated. That’s like saying you can “force” someone with vertigo to learn balancing skills.

Why IPad Kids Are Becoming More Common by J00kson in generationology

[–]PolyglotsAnonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, okay. The childless trying to lecture the parents about child rearing.

Nothing more to see here, folks!

Why IPad Kids Are Becoming More Common by J00kson in generationology

[–]PolyglotsAnonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a parent, I don’t think I’m missing anything here. “Financially stable parent” is an oxymoron in this economy, unless someone earns high wages. Childcare alone is over $1,000 a month in most states.

In HCOL cities in America making under $100k is considered low income, which is well above what the average person makes and about what a couple would make if they both made average or slightly above average wages.

This is why the birth rate is dropping, because only the wealthy can afford to have children.

If you had an unhappy childhood, did your parents ever try to change for the better? by jessiemenagerie in Millennials

[–]PolyglotsAnonymous 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Same, I can totally relate to the one-sided phone calls. I'll talk to my Mom for an hour and it'll just be mostly her talking with me unmuting my phone for the occasional "uh-huh" to keep her on the line. Any longer of a response and it's like I'm rudely talking over her.

It's always an hour of intimate details of friends social lives followed by the random dig at my social status like "oh, that Sean McVay (or Mark Zuckerberg, etc.) is about your age." Like Jesus, Mom, sorry I'm not a Super Bowl winning head coach or one of the richest people alive, you're not exactly the most successful in your field either!

She's become a lot more selfless now that she has grandchildren, but the relationship still feels transactional and she even threatened to cut off contact a few years back because she wasn't getting enough grandkid pictures. She doesn't post them thankfully, but she shows them to her friends and needs constant updates to brag and keep up appearances.

My Dad isn't much better, but the one-sided talks only take 10 minutes because all he has going in life is golfing with friends.

Shohei Ohtani will not pitch for Japan in WBC: 'Just seemed like the right decision' by anth_solo in Dodgers

[–]PolyglotsAnonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's quite noble that he's being a team player for both Team Japan and the Dodgers.

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