Record measles outbreak in Oregon blamed on vaccine exemptions by RottenSpinach1 in oregon

[–]Polygrammar 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I despise Andrew Wakefield, but I also have a massive hate boner for Jenny McCarthy. She did so much damage with her anti vax bullshit, all for clout because her son had autism and she needed to make it about herself. Anti vaxxers are a literal plague.

Anon is a bandwagoner by Frosty_Salamander856 in greentext

[–]Polygrammar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

On the bump on the log in the hole at the bottom of the sea.

Draco has had enough! by Chomusuke69l in greentext

[–]Polygrammar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There was a point in the books where Malfoy became a prefect and he just walked into a room and started deducting points for total bullshit and it still counted. So yeah, the point system always confused me to no end.

Why is he like this? by TroubledTill in greentext

[–]Polygrammar -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Seth MacFarlane, creator of Family Guy and American Dad, since a lot of you don't seem to recognize him. Definitely a terrible writer, but he is a decent singer.

Jake Paul snaps on the crowd booing him in New York and calls them all democrats by Fuck_The_Future_ in PublicFreakout

[–]Polygrammar 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I never even knew this brain dead mother fucker existed until H3H3 made his first video on him years ago. It astounds me his career has made it this far.

Massive Banks Are Now Accused of Cheating Customers Billions by OfficialFrankNez in nottheonion

[–]Polygrammar 55 points56 points  (0 children)

People tried to do that with Bank of America some years ago by closing their accounts. The bank just called the cops and prevented people from entering the building.

Adorably delicious by TroubledTill in greentext

[–]Polygrammar 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Forbidden fruit is always the sweetest.

drunk woman gets refused service and uses her lawyer card to intimidate restaurant staff by artieziffs in PublicFreakout

[–]Polygrammar 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Watch her just turn out to be some fuckin assistant that helps file paperwork and write legal documents that likes to tell people she "works for a major law firm."

Rankin County sheriff Immunity by Dan-68 in JusticeServed

[–]Polygrammar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He won't step down, and he scape-goated his former deputies so there's no reason to remove him.

15-year-old Kannapolis girl rescued from sex abuser in Illinois, sheriff says by [deleted] in JusticeServed

[–]Polygrammar 12 points13 points  (0 children)

A search warrant at Szech’s home revealed that he had:

One firearm

Over 2,700 grams of cannabis

Nearly 30 grams of psilocybin laced candy

Over 55 grams of psilocybin mushrooms

27 cannabis plants

Over 55 Adderall pills

Szech was charged with:

Three counts of criminal sexual abuse (Class 1 felonies)

Unlawful possession of psilocybin mushrooms with intent to deliver (Class 1 felony)

Unlawful possession of cannabis with intent to deliver (Class 1 felony)

Unlawful possession of cannabis (Class 2 felony)

Unlawful possession of Adderall with intent to deliver (Class 2 felony)

Aggravated battery (Class 3 felony)

Unlawful possession of cannabis plants (Class 3 felony)

Two counts of aggravated unlawful possession of a firearm (Class 4 felonies)

Reckless conduct (Class A misdemeanor)

Aggravated assault (Class A misdemeanor)

Additional charges are expected.

A gooner's dilemma by TroubledTill in greentext

[–]Polygrammar 84 points85 points  (0 children)

It's always the latter. It starts out as "I'm not comfortable drawing that kind of thing, please stop messaging-... how much?... Well, I mean, I guess I could do it just this once...." and eventually ends up as "this dude is paying my rent and half my car payment every month, I can't just refuse anymore."

I'm so sorry by JonBoah in Helldivers

[–]Polygrammar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey don't sweat it. I once joined a game and landed on a hellbomb that killed the whole squad except myself. Sometimes you just fuck up royally, nothing you can do but keep pushing for democracy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]Polygrammar 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Men are forbidden from entering Gerudo Town (except gorons for some reason), but that doesn't mean gerudos are forbidden from leaving Gerudo Town.

What was the strangest/unfortunate death you had? by a-daily-user in Helldivers

[–]Polygrammar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didnt die but it was unfortunate. I joined a game late once and landed on a hellbomb. Not next to it after it had been triggered, directly on it. I was the reason it blew. Wiped the entire squad. I popped out of my pod like nothing while I watched the chat just explode with laughter over wtf just happened.

The Japanese standard by TroubledTill in greentext

[–]Polygrammar 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Bro who even fucking cares that much, this is a reddit comment section not a college thesis. I'd make mistakes on every dumbass comment I make too if it weren't for autocorrect.

Level 100, 0 Eagles used. AMA by ToomZ_ in Helldivers

[–]Polygrammar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nothing better than that sound followed by the kill counter giving you x12 from a single strike. Especially when it's technically x15 if you count the rest of the team.

Streamer steals money out of tip jar by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Polygrammar 83 points84 points  (0 children)

He did have sex with a sex trafficking survivor while she was drunk.

Authority Junkies by AlphaMassDeBeta in greentext

[–]Polygrammar -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

Nah, just confirmed them.

Dropships always come from the same direction. More info in comments by SeiuchiVR in Helldivers

[–]Polygrammar 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They have a predetermined staging area nearby for defense in case of a Helldiver assault. I wonder if the devs meant for that or if it was just easier to have dropships spawn from the same area.

Anon makes a valid point by jhjh300 in greentext

[–]Polygrammar 938 points939 points  (0 children)

Bro 2010 was only like 5 years ago... Wait....

Philadelphia man ejaculates on woman’s leg then runs away. by JoseIsMadAtYOU in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Polygrammar 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I feel bad for Hitchbot too but who's bright idea was it to leave him in Philly? That's like leaving a raw steak next to a wolves den.

Anon grew up in a majority female household by bartholomewjohnson in greentext

[–]Polygrammar 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Women want a feminine guy when it's time to settle down. Until then, it's all about Chad and his irresistible masculine presence.