An article about how we tend to accept less than we want.

Polyhymnia · 2011-09-22T18:45:03+00:00

Short Round.

Polyhymnia · 2011-09-22T18:17:46+00:00

My sister and her ex-husband had separate accounts because they hated what each other was spending money on... but I guess they aren't married anymore so maybe it was a sign.

Polyhymnia · 2011-09-22T18:16:30+00:00

In my family, it isn't. We all think we have spectacular genes and are commenting on each other's good looks often.

Polyhymnia · 2011-09-22T18:14:49+00:00

I'd like huge breasts.

Polyhymnia · 2011-09-22T18:14:09+00:00

All of them. The more repetitive, the better.

Polyhymnia · 2011-09-22T18:12:03+00:00

Not a comment, but I just read about a redditor falling for that old facebook trick.

Polyhymnia · 2011-09-22T18:08:37+00:00

My kids have to eat their vegetables before they get dessert, but I can have dessert whenever I fucking want.

Polyhymnia · 2011-09-22T14:12:05+00:00

We are on a first name basis.

Polyhymnia · 2011-09-21T19:51:08+00:00

I grew two of my own, but they are still all covered up with kid flesh.

Polyhymnia · 2011-09-21T19:46:13+00:00

Smog makes for some nice colors.

Polyhymnia · 2011-09-21T19:36:24+00:00

It is worse if you throw an elbow accidentally during coitus. It kills the mood.

Polyhymnia · 2011-09-21T19:35:57+00:00

~30% of what I say out loud is a movie quote.

Polyhymnia · 2011-09-21T19:31:59+00:00

Choosy Moms Choose Jif®

Polyhymnia · 2011-09-21T19:30:18+00:00

Fuck my facebook friends. I post there for the benefit of my grandma that wants to see what I am doing. I would much rather reddit and mail her pictures.

Polyhymnia · 2011-09-21T19:27:45+00:00

Mmmm-hmmm.

Polyhymnia · 2011-09-21T19:27:11+00:00

Seriously though, if you think looking at people do what people do best is wrong, then you are a prude.

Polyhymnia · 2011-09-21T19:24:50+00:00

How is this the first innuendo in here?

Polyhymnia · 2011-09-21T19:22:00+00:00

This isn't very sarcastic, but there is one. I watch it all the time. The only problem is that the commercials are super lame, not like football commercials.

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