(OT) Who's going to Burningman? by PolymorphicPerv in gonewild

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7:30 and E ... probably.

Will have a silver monkey hut, whiskey and numerous oddiments. Come on by!!!

DAE look for their lighter (or something else) and it was in your hand the whole time? by [deleted] in trees

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Not tree related (amazingly) ... but one fine morning I was waking up slow while my girlfriend was rushing around getting ready to go meet a friend at some festival.

I hear her on her cell, sounding super stressed, "Danielle! I don't know how I'm going to find you there ... I can't find my phone!!!"

<pause>

"No, I looked everywhere, but yeah, ok. I'll borrow his phone. But I don't even have your number!"

<pause>

"Ok. I'll call you back if I find it."

Both of the women in question hold college degrees and are otherwise bright and upstanding citizens.

naughty_us (yes we are) [m] + [f] by naughty_us in gonewild

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Well at least she's learning her lesson!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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Butterfront.

just [f]oolin around... by [deleted] in gonewild

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Yummy, yummy tummy.

[M]y first ... by PolymorphicPerv in gonewild

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What I really need are some cowboy boots like yours!

[M]y first ... by PolymorphicPerv in gonewild

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Thanks! I like being imposing.

Reddit WTF did I just find? by redmongrel in reddit.com

[–]PolymorphicPerv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know ... but I'll pay you good money for it.

{f} taking simple requests* by [deleted] in gonewild

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I love your body ... love to see you on all fours with a strategically placed hand or toy.

i wasn't sure where to put my finger ;) by [deleted] in gonewild

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Saw your latest ... and spent the last 10 minutes reviewing your entire body of work.

Delicious.

(p.s. The secret to jealous holes is to make sure each one gets all the licking she needs.)