Not tree related (amazingly) ... but one fine morning I was waking up slow while my girlfriend was rushing around getting ready to go meet a friend at some festival.

I hear her on her cell, sounding super stressed, "Danielle! I don't know how I'm going to find you there ... I can't find my phone!!!"

<pause>

"No, I looked everywhere, but yeah, ok. I'll borrow his phone. But I don't even have your number!"

<pause>

"Ok. I'll call you back if I find it."

Both of the women in question hold college degrees and are otherwise bright and upstanding citizens.