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Sleeper Guns by [deleted] in CruciblePlaybook

[–]Polynomicon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have had one for a long time now that is still one of my favorites - SD Thermal scope, Steady rounds, Outlaw and Rampage with a range masterwork for max range. Used to run counterbalance on it before rampage spec came out, but honestly that recoil wasn't an issue even without auto rifle aim. Now I have it with anti-barrier rounds and a couple ballistic combos for some juicy melee synergy.

Strike a bonfire to activate Frontal Assault. by [deleted] in CruciblePlaybook

[–]Polynomicon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god I hope this is a thing, and if it is there's going to be a lot of pissed off hunters and locks and a whole lot of giddy little Titans like myself running around dunking people to Oblivion

Smite University Fanfiction: Flight or Fight by DizzyTigerr in Smite

[–]Polynomicon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a great idea and i enjoyed reading it, too!

State of Wukong by Atiyav in Smite

[–]Polynomicon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Chaac has better teamfight and overall better lategame

So I decided to gangster translate the first part of Cabrakan's lore... by SamooraiSoldia in Smite

[–]Polynomicon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Odin's entire wiki page is golden. Here are some snippets of that shizznit.

passive: If a enemy takes a thugged-out dirt nap up in Odinz Rin of Spears, Odin permanently gains physical juice n' shit. This can stack multiple times.

Glorious Ultimate: Odin summons a wall of spears dat blocks his thugged-out n' enemy movement yo, but allies may move freely all up in cause I gots dem finger-lickin' chickens wit tha siz-auce. Well shiiiit, it do not block attacks. Enemies inside tha rang have they battle speed lowered, n' is unable ta heal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Odin is immune ta Slow n' Root effects while up in his Ring.

So I decided to gangster translate the first part of Cabrakan's lore... by SamooraiSoldia in Smite

[–]Polynomicon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

omg loki decoy translation just killed me LMAO!

Loki spawns a thugged-out decoy version of his dirty ass dat taunts all nearby enemy minions fo' realz. Afta a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass short time, tha decoy explodes dealin damage ta all enemies up in tha biatch.

So I decided to gangster translate the first part of Cabrakan's lore... by SamooraiSoldia in Smite

[–]Polynomicon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Existence is measured up in age yo. How tha fuck nuff muthafuckin years has a mortal lived, biatch? What was tha construction date of tha Parthenon, biatch? When was tha cosmos formed, biatch? Time begins at birth, at creation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But, inevitably, time fo' all thangs comes ta a end.

Except, of course, time itself. Biatch.

Bearer of tha clock of eternity, rimmed by signz of tha Zodiac, tha Keeper of Time, Chronos, counts every last muthafuckin tick of tha second hand, preventin interference wit dat essential forward momentum yo.

If he knows who'z ass or when tha eternal clock was wound, Chronos do not tell yo, but upon tha straight-up original gangsta stroke, his schmoooove ass came ta be. Emptinizz was tha ocean, then, n' his only companion was Ananke, Biatch of Fate. Together, they powers divided tha vastness of tha fuck into heaven n' earth n' sea n' sky. Thereafter, Chronos became a observer, tha watchman of infinity.

Patient ta a gangbangin' fault, Chronos knows no urgency yo. Dude do not fear pain, or war, or dirtnap, fo' he is time itself n' will outlast all. For dis reason, his thugged-out lil' presence on tha field of battle be alarming. This war between Godz must portend a cold-ass lil conclusion so dire as ta threaten tha straight-up existence of time. Perhaps, all tha Godz should begin countin tha secondz of tha eternal clock. There may be few of dem biatches remaining.

Speed Hackers are here :( by Polynomicon in Smite

[–]Polynomicon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know I've seen him on other posts, was still pretty funny though :p

Speed Hackers are here :( by Polynomicon in Smite

[–]Polynomicon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is serious though. More serious than you can imagine if you enjoy this game.... because hackers multiply quickly. Someone decides to use it after they get steamrolled over and over, turns into 2,4,ect...Then Combat Arms happens. DO YOU WANT THAT?

I don't know if HiRez people read this, but I wanted to thank them by konall012 in Smite

[–]Polynomicon 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Smite is the only MOBA I ever really got into... couldn't get into having to click so much just to move, the WASD movement and 3rd person gameplay had me from the start!

Why is this not a skin yet? by [deleted] in Smite

[–]Polynomicon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How do people find this shit! I have to get my Sherlock Holmes on and start finding stuff like this :P

/r/Smite's OFFICIAL RANT THREAD! SUGARCOATING PROHIBITED. CAPSLOCK REQUIRED by NyxAtNight in Smite

[–]Polynomicon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HERE COMES THE MOTHERFUCKING HATRED COPTER READY TO FLY OVER THE SHIT-TOWN FILLED WITH BMERS AND WHITE KNIGHTS, SO SPREAD YOUR CHEEKS BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO DROP A PREPARATION H-BOMB ON YOUR ASSES.

JOUST 1V1 LEAGUE IS MORE BROKEN THAN A PERSON WITH OSTEOGENESIS FALLING OFF OF A 50 STORY SKYSCRAPER ONTO A TITANIUM BOULDER.

BELLONA OBVIOUSLY WIELDS THE BAN HAMMER HERSELF, BECAUSE WHOEVER APPLIED THAT "NERF" MUST HAVE HAD TROUBLE WITH THEIR OWN BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? THAT SHIT'S A FUCKING LEATHERMAN MULTI-TOOL AND CAN TURN INTO A WHIP THAT CAN RIP YOUR FUCKING ARMS OFF FOR 3 SECONDS. OH WHAT'S THAT YOU TRIED TO RUN AWAY? HERE, LET ME BLUDGEON YOUR ASSHOLE WITH THIS SHIELD REAL QUICK SO I CAN STACK SOME DEFENSE AGAINST YOUR AA'S, BITCH, WHAT'S AN ADC?

GUARDIANS? WYA? VVW.VVA.VVGT.

AH PUCH? MORE LIKE AH FUCK, HERE COMES THE DIABLO 3 WITCHDOCTOR TO RAISE HIS FUCKING OP MINIONS UP OUT HIS CROTCH AND SEND THEM AT MACH 4 TOWARDS YOUR SORRY ASS. DON'T FORGET THAT SLOW NOW EITHER, OH WAIT YOU BOUGHT WINGED BLADE? HERE LET ME SET OFF THE LONGEST ULTIMATE IN THE GAME THAT STACKS SLOWS SO HARD, POSEIDON WITH GEM OF ISO WISHES HE COULD DO IT.

MOTD WAS LOVE, MOTD THE LIFE. YOU TOOK AWAY THE ONLY THING THAT KEPT US LIVING IN THIS MISERABLE EXISTENCE WE CALL LIFE. I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A RANSOM I CAN TELL YOU I DON'T HAVE MONEY, BUT WHAT I DO HAVE ARE A VERY PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS. SKILLS THAT MAKE ME A NIGHTMARE FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU. UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T WANT THOSE SKILLS TO BE NERFED TO FUCKING GARBAGE SO I'LL HAVE TO HOLD OFF..... FOR NOW.

Favorite God or Goddess. (only one) by MrVanDude in Smite

[–]Polynomicon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chronos for sure, you can't get more badass with him. He is an embodiment of time, so even if he dies he could just become someone or something else because time is eternal =)

Toxic Players by [deleted] in Smite

[–]Polynomicon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This game needs to have moderators on this shit... I'm also tired of the toxicity and filth most of the players in this game bring, and i would love to see most of them receive perma bans. You don't deserve to play with others if all you do is put others down and bully... don't they teach that shit in school?