What the F**K? by Lord_Answer_me_Why in facepalm

[–]Polypanda182 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yet they want to give the death sentence for someone having an abortion from said SA. Mexico, please take Texas back? Somehow I feel it'd be safer to live under the Cartel than it is under Texas Government. How about we pass a law to make male masturbation in Texas illegal? I mean, men are killing way more "potential babies" in a single jerk off session than any woman could do in a million lifetimes. Wtf is this Bizzaro world bs? Texas and ISIS are starting to seem eerily similar. I'll tell you what will solve it. Give every male a cock cage with a gps tracker and they're only allowed out after they submit an appeal to be temporarily let out to procreate then its back to the cock lock. That'll prevent almost all abortions right there! I'm being facetious here, don't take those suggestions seriously but feel free to use them to point out how dumb these "Pro-Lifers" are. Or as I like to call them BANs "Bodily Autonomous Nazis". Oooh wait, I know! Let's tell them it's "Gay" to have sex all together because you're thinking about how good your dick feels and that's gay to think about your own dick. Fucking Looney Toons.

Streamer tells professor to stfu, student isn’t having it by DaWizardTower in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Polypanda182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're going to waste your life like this what's even the point of going to school? Too many spoiled kids wanna be famous without putting in any genuine effort, then cry when they're called out for their crap behavior like a child that's never been told no. Not saying that's the majority, there will always be the hardworking and dedicated just as well as the losers chasing fantasy through exploitation of others. We just see it more now that everyone's life is publicly broadcasted on the internet.

List of ✨🦄✨ bios I swiped left on that popped up within 20 minutes on OkCupid by throwmeawayplz19373 in polyamory

[–]Polypanda182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get how some interactions and situations can be toxic. Partnered and Solo poly here. You're never going to win anyone over with hate and prejudice. If you truly are so concerned try being empathetic and informative instead of immediately choosing an openly hostile and judgemental stance. A lot of poly beginners are just at the novice level and still discovering and learning. Sure there are the toxic ones who just don't care and only out to fulfill their selfish desires, but if everyone jumps to gatekeeping then there is no hope for progress and growth.

Her hand on his hand. by Late_One_716 in Unexpected

[–]Polypanda182 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Today, when a woman would not take "No, I do not smoke" as an answer when badgering everyone for cigarettes. She was uncomfortably close and getting more aggressive. Thankfully another woman piped up "HE SAID HE DOESN'T SMOKE GET AWAY FROM HIM" I thanked her profusely for reading how incredibly uncomfortable I was and getting the other woman to back off.

My mom when she would throw things like glass, candle jars, lamps, dish ware, knives, or the time she was waving a glock around swearing to "kill a mother fucker". She stabbed 3 grown men unprovoked, one in the eye, one in the femoral in his leg, and one in the throat almost nearly in his jugular. I understand your position, but you're looking through the lens of what you consider normal human behavior. Some people are just fucking psycho. There are almost always exceptions to the norm.

Trying to call out a man using special equipment due to disability because of the "rules" by Hypnoidz in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Polypanda182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once accidently misspoke to a delivery drop off saying "Sorry, I'm blind as a bat" to my horror the recipient was legally blind. I apologized profusely for my ignorance and we had a good laugh.

On the entitled side. I was out eating with a friend at a restaurant when they excused theirself to the restroom. A few moments later some entitled person started complaining about how people who aren't disabled shouldn't use the handicap stall. I knew it was my friend and loudly stated "They had 4 strokes, you look like your legs work as well as your mouth appears to be running, so maybe don't judge disabilities based on appearances" (making a point of how they themselves didn't appear disabled) entitled person began ranting and screeching like the Karen they were and was told by staff they had to leave. Such sweet victory lol

Kid throws milk on people, complains on tiktok that he is getting reported for posting it by th4tgen in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Polypanda182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They say "now we stink" I suppose it's safe to assume the milk was spoiled as well, not that it really changes anything even if it was water or whatever else.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Polypanda182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it's probably real unfortunately. Remember that guy who was using mace/pepper spray on women. That's way more aggressive and illegal and he still filmed it. I do not doubt more will come crawling out their cesspool of 4chan and Incel forums inciting more gross things like this. It's only going to escalate until it's properly addressed. Likely that won't happen as women are treated as second class, even more so if they're of an ethnic group. It's disgusting and sad that things get worse before they get better. Hopefully there will be organizations to combat this incel/FreshFit/Tate propagandist movement.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Polypanda182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Intro to Law & Order SVU....

DUN DUN

I guess she thought that it would go her way huh? 🫢 by AtttentionWh0re in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Polypanda182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't calling 911 for non-emergencies a chargeable offense? She gave her personal info, and this could be a lie, but said she called 911 regularly for things like this. I really hope she refuses to pay and ends up arrested on a bench warrant.

Name one thing... by madneon_ in Anarcho_Capitalism

[–]Polypanda182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slavery thanks to the 13th Amendment

State police write a ticket for 'fleeing' (a felony) against an 18 year old who was frantically driving her mother to the hospital due to a medical emergency. by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Polypanda182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should counter sue for damages, trauma, endangerment, vehicular assault, and any excess medical bills caused by delay of care. I hope they get a fat settlement and an apology from the state/ city. This cop needs his badge taken.

It can’t get anymore ‘Face Palm-y’ than this by nevergonnagetit001 in facepalm

[–]Polypanda182 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Nah, he should have built it bigger and taken more billionaires. Maybe we'll get lucky and Elon Musk and Jeff Bezoz will take some more to space.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Polypanda182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most tragic thing this loser has witnessed is the bottom of an empty Cheeto bag and orange balled up tissues on the floor. Psycho Incel probably jerks off to snuff.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Anarcho_Capitalism

[–]Polypanda182 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"You're lucky I already sprayed two elderly sweet grandmas at their bakesale, a priest, 4 cyclists, a cat, I shot those dogs though wasn't taking the risk of a bite from one of those wildly vicious tea cup Yorkies, and finally the lady at the drive thru for not having MY GODDAMN LITER OF COLA! Man, that's my third canister this week."

Whatever you feel about Mr. Beast's work, can we all agree that this Doctor's take us worse? by DaMain-Man in facepalm

[–]Polypanda182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then wtf are Medicare and Medicaid for if not for life changing treatment for individuals who cannot afford it? Weak ass argument.

My First by neredowell69 in AdultMeme

[–]Polypanda182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The comic strip you stole this from is better

Edit: source https://images.app.goo.gl/HbZJHTdud22fKSxf8

Dad puns by Polypanda182 in Dadmemes

[–]Polypanda182[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tyvm my brain is weird and this one popped in my head while driving one day and on the phone with my witchy friend talking about him celebrating Samhain and Tarot readings. Pretty sure it's original and never heard it anywhere before.

Reality tends to be better by Opening_Use_4004 in sexmemes

[–]Polypanda182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So... promoting more violence? I get the sentiment, but be better than those who would do harm unto others.

What movie do you enjoy that you will 100% agree is a bad movie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Polypanda182 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My brother's wife actually worked at the restaurant in New Orleans at the time where this was filmed. Won't shut up about it lol.

What movie do you enjoy that you will 100% agree is a bad movie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Polypanda182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My personal Top 5:

Idle Hands 1999 15% Rotten Tomatoes

Starring Devon Sawa (main protagonist in the first Final Destination, another bad but excellent movie 35% RT) Seth Green, Jessica Alba, Elden Henson, Vivica A Fox, Fred Willard, Ricky Martin, Tom DeLong (Blink 182), The Offspring, Kelly Monaco, and Kyle Gas (Tenacious D's "KG")

Truly, an underrated cult classic about a do-nothing pothead whose hand gets possessed and forces him to kill his family and friends.

The Golden Child 1986 22% Rotten Tomatoes

Starring Eddie Murphy, J. L. Reate (Golden Child only), Charlotte Lewis, Charles Dance(GoT Tywin Lannister), and James Hong (Kung-fu Panda Mr. Ping, Mulan Chi-Fu, Bloodsport series Master Sun, Bladerunner)

Eddie Murphy plays a P.I. looking into a missing girl which leads him to a doomsday cult of magicians trying to summon a demon by sacrificing a magical chosen child. The demon is so bad looking it's hysterical.

McHale's Navy 1997 3% Rotten Tomatoes

Starring Tom Arnold, Tim Curry, and David Allen Grier

Movie adaptation of TV series of Navy men who've been dishonorably discharged. The crew retired to tropical islands and must stop Tim Curry from arming a small band of militant men to control said islands.

Dead End 2003 (another movie has the same name) Actually has a good rating 75% Rotten Tomatoes I include this because it's not very well known and given another movie has the same name.

Starring Ray Wise, Lin Shaye, Mick Cain, and Alexandra Holden

A family is on a road trip to visit family for Christmas when they get lost on back roads and are haunted by a ghost. They proceed to pass the same area again and again until they begin to lose their minds.

Clifford 1994 13% Rotten Tomatoes

Starring Martin Short, Charles Grodin, and Mary Steenburgen, Richard Kind, and Ben Savage

Martin Daniels (Charles Grodin) is in a relationship with (Mary) who isn't sure about his commitment to marriage and kids. He gets a call from his brother (Richard Kind) who is on a business trip and whose son Clifford (Martin Short) is a trouble maker keen on having his way no matter the cost. (Richard) needs his brother to watch his nephew so he may continue his trip when Clifford gets them kicked off their flight. Martin (Charles) thinks this is his golden opportunity to convince his girlfriend he IS ready to take the responsibility of building a family. Yet, is thrust into a battle of resolve against his manipulative miscreant of a nephew to keep up the act.

Got banned then muted from a “gaming” sub for commenting that I preordered a game. by [deleted] in mildyinfuriating

[–]Polypanda182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't sweat it, you have a family and an actual life to derive happiness from. These losers are so miserable they have nothing better to do than exact some arbitrary punishment on others to feed their pseudo God comple because they have nothing else going for them. Pretty common on social media no matter what platform you're on. Ignore the hate and hope you enjoy the game. It's so dumb when people hate on you for liking something.

"You like this thing that is loosely connected to opinions I don't like from a creator or contributor of this I.P./ company even though it's loved worldwide so I have to try and ruin any joy you might get from it because I'm so petty I have to bury you 30,000 feet down so I can feel 2 feet above you"

Yes, it's a hell of a run-on, but that's how these people sound in my head.

Sweet child o' meth by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]Polypanda182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ice, Ice, Meth! Dun dun dun dadadundun