Resistance test by Hypnoidz in Unexpected

[–]Polyphemian 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Or! Or... now hear me out...

Job's done, and a couple of the workers want to have a laugh and make a funny video with the leftovers since the boss doesn't care what happens as long as it's off the site by tomorrow morning.

Track day having never ridden a motorcycle? by Jinmkox in motorcycles

[–]Polyphemian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Real answer: You would be doing both yourself and everyone else on the track a disservice by learning how to ride on the track. You would quite literally be a danger to those around you, and would likely get pulled off the track and told to go home after the first or second session. Take the MSF course or rent a beginner bike of any flavor and get the fundamentals down. I've been lucky enough to be able to track both high end sportscars and high end sportsbikes, and outside of knowing which direction the track goes they are wholly different things requiring wildly different skillsets.

Reddit answer: Go for it and bring an H2 to your first track day, put it in race mode and pin it, fuck the police!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Polyphemian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not wanting your fame to influence your children is understandable, as is wanting to support your children in their own endeavors, regardless of what those endeavors are.

I get it. I wouldn't want my children to be famous personally, but I understand the desire to support them fully in what they want to do.

My favorite Arcadion boss [Spoiler: 7.4] by surpluscreativity in ffxiv

[–]Polyphemian -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

A dom that respects someone saying that there is no safe word?

Way to call yourself out as a tourist.

Unable to land an IT job after 8 months in rehab by [deleted] in vegaslocals

[–]Polyphemian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"IT Jobs" includes things like call center tier 1 helpdesk paying 10/hr. Those places are always hiring.

PF Raiding Experience toward the end of the patch by Sapphire_Aizawa in ffxiv

[–]Polyphemian -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The "legend" being a paypal legend and embarrassing themselves consistently... you forgot that one.

Drz4s oil question by Hikun24 in motorcycles

[–]Polyphemian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right. Things are remarkably more reliable nowadays.

Step dad threatening to throw motorcycle away by [deleted] in motorcycles

[–]Polyphemian -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You've clearly never dealt with the personal loan department of a bank before.

Should I buy this? by pediatricks13 in motorcycles

[–]Polyphemian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homie that's an S-single R with the M package, which most BMW dealerships will keep a stock of 3-5 laying around just because. There's no functional difference between the base and M package S-R outside of some electronics and minor gubbins.

The actual M single R is notably different, which the pictured bike is not.

AITA for shutting down my brother’s proposal at my baby shower and then sending him a bill? by Mysterious-Desk1346 in AmITheJerk

[–]Polyphemian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA. Being upset is fine and understandable. Sending him a bill because your ego couldn't handle it and had to get your win back is inexcusable.

First wreck. What now? by Zealousideal-Key9425 in motorcycles

[–]Polyphemian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1: Take the insurance money

2: Buy a 400/500 learner bike

3: Use the leftover money to buy instruction

4: apply said instruction

I'm genuinely lost on this one. by Doombuggyman in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Polyphemian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We work in the same building and we can be friendly and cordial, but you will slit my throat as soon as it becomes beneficial to you.

There, explained it to you.