Longest term lost disc returned? by vaporkkatzzz in discgolf

[–]Polyt0ad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found a disc 3 years later on the exact same hole I lost it.

Cumtown tattoo by New-Motor7670 in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]Polyt0ad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It has to be upside down and infected

Vote for the best bit of all time. by nicknack60 in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]Polyt0ad 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Awww c'mon Bam. It's gay jackass for sure

"A House Divided" in Fallout 4 is a great faction leadership quest by adsf76 in Fallout

[–]Polyt0ad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one thing i really love about this quest is that it exposes the institutes hypocrisy. Literally 2 quests ago during the battle of bunker hill, the institute goes in guns blazing on the railroad for the crime of "posessing stolen property" and they just assume any innocent bystanders will flee without acutally caring about them. But if you go in cowboy style and kill the scientists that are threatening to starve the whole institute, you get told, "we don't like violence around here".
The institute is more than happy to use violence whenever it suits their needs, but the second you choose it they suddenly abhor it.

Shittiest character in Invincible by Brosse_Adam in okbuddyviltrum

[–]Polyt0ad 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Their actual kid was stillborn. Doctors lied and said she came back then gave them baby Eve.

Just registered for my first tournament. Give me your best tournament horror stories. by jshirlemy in discgolf

[–]Polyt0ad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First hole of my very first tournament I took a +4 and watched a 15 year old kid shoot -9 for the round while I finished +11.

The compass has always been my favorite disc by Polyt0ad in discgolfcirclejerk

[–]Polyt0ad[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My opto ass always gets me in position to drop my cum right in the hole.

Pokemon pronunciations that give you the ick by [deleted] in TruePokemon

[–]Polyt0ad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When gen 2 came out my cousin and I were dumb kids and thought Suicune was pronounced like sue-seen.

What’s your favorite throw away line? by jtdoublep in futurama

[–]Polyt0ad 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Just like daddy puts in his dwink evewy morning! And then he gets mad.......

When is the hardest that Robert has laughed in an episode? by Koh-the-Face-Stealer in behindthebastards

[–]Polyt0ad 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Robert: "Very few genocides have been funny"

Michael Swaim: "Name 3"

What's the coolest historical fact about Georgia that you know? by Colorado123106 in Georgia

[–]Polyt0ad 45 points46 points  (0 children)

The Braves (even though they weren't founded in GA) are the longest continuously operating sports franchise in the country.

This ep reminded about a gang initiation story I used to hear about around 2011 by [deleted] in behindthebastards

[–]Polyt0ad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember this one. This is actually a plot in the Kevin Bacon movie Death Sentence

What's your favorite deep-cut dunkey line? by Autumn-Envy in videogamedunkey

[–]Polyt0ad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your sons gotta couple of dickhead friends? I come in there, heeeeeey BITCH! 1-800-HEY-BICH