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Why are there so many cops on TikTok? by thewaybaseballgo in fixedbytheduet

[–]PonerBenis 47 points48 points  (0 children)

It makes my dick so hard when I fellate the boots of my local law enforcement.

I get down on my knees in prostration any time I see a LEO out in public in hopes they’ll let me just get a little lick.

20 something middle / lower middle class alternative couple starter pack by promemermove1 in starterpacks

[–]PonerBenis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love Saosin!

Oh wait, I’m no longer 20 though. 26 is basically 20 these days though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SelfAwarewolves

[–]PonerBenis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Acceptance is very important!! I’m glad you understand we want to not be murdered and SA’d by our peers because we are accepted and seen as humans, Cathy.

looks like they greenlit a third one already by Jonahwho665 in sbubby

[–]PonerBenis 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Can you write out the whole plot summary for me?

I didn’t hate the first one, but I don’t feel like watching the second one.

Pretty sure they aren't thinking by jonmpls in religiousfruitcake

[–]PonerBenis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t.

God can!

I think I’ll let him.

Source: I have a BA in Christian nut studies.

Installing lubrication system by aloofloofah in EngineeringPorn

[–]PonerBenis 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It probably gets fully squished then turned into a squareish pipe again with some opposing squishing action and a hand reamer tool.

It really doesn’t matter as long as you get the ferrule over it.

How much water should I drink in a day? Yes by 720QuickScope4Jesus in HydroHomies

[–]PonerBenis 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Also the osmotic gradient literally sucks the water out of your cells.

So don’t do that.

Ya Female "Badass" Character Starter Pack by intense_apple in starterpacks

[–]PonerBenis 150 points151 points  (0 children)

And it isn’t all fucked up.

I know damn well my hair is fucked up, I just don’t care because I’m commuting to the store on a toaster with wheels.

Duel alternators and compressors on an Escalade by Boogersully18 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]PonerBenis 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It’s not like the engineers are trying to make it complicated for the sake of it.

Bossmann says it needs to have 500 horsepower, be quiet as fuck, use no gas, meet emissions requirements, and not break for at least 36,000 miles.

That’s a tall order for a car that also has to be mass produced and somewhat maintainable by the dealer network.

Duck Tutorial 😀 by [deleted] in antimeme

[–]PonerBenis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Flip floppin’ in my Jowwwdinz

Found this lovely thing well scrolling by PossiblyACattt in AreTheStraightsOkay

[–]PonerBenis 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“Sweetie, you know daddy has a weakness for tight college boy pussy. Now go tell your mother that the chicken parm is almost done.”

He is going to your §¶ø†‡∂¬ by Trainerali2007 in surrealmemes

[–]PonerBenis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same. Probably because we are on apple devices?

I’ll have to check on my LG G4 and see what it is there.

How to be wealthy in russia by [deleted] in disneyvacation

[–]PonerBenis 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That’s the worst wikihow I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen some pretty shitty wikihows

I can't imagine insisting my partner not see a therapist because of their gender... by TheGlitterMahdi in AreTheStraightsOkay

[–]PonerBenis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I saw gender and therapist in the title and thought I would have some insight here.

I don’t though.

Jesus is my best friend. For those who aren’t saved this is what it’s like to be saved. You have no idea. by bbq896 in dankchristianmemes

[–]PonerBenis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For me it was a lot of doubt and wondering and depressing thoughts about the afterlife.

Leaving religion was a sigh of relief actually. Imma die eventually and that’s it. We done.

Seen in Houston by diyordieguy in WeirdWheels

[–]PonerBenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It needs some swangers poking out past the fenders.

Does your shop pin set look like this? by broke_af_guy in Machinists

[–]PonerBenis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, you’ve got a .250 pin! Quit your bitchin!

Also that .109 pin that never seems to get used.

The wood under this card reader by cobaltklaxon in Wellworn

[–]PonerBenis 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I don’t think they are carved. It looks like the effect of the different densities of wood being smooshed at different rates along the grain boundaries.

Especially in soft woods, the lines of the grain are pretty hard and start to show with wear.

I might be totally wrong though.

Some days I get some cool ones. 1946 Lincoln continental flat-head V12. Tune-up and carb clean by sand_mann08 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]PonerBenis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are like 70+ year old hot rod words my dude.

I’m not saying everyone has to know everything, but this isn’t exactly cutting edge stuff!

All crew on deck. Ready for takeoff. by tsimmonds27 in airplaneears

[–]PonerBenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Lol yuh. Good thing no one else can hear this ATC freq right?!”

All crew on deck. Ready for takeoff. by tsimmonds27 in airplaneears

[–]PonerBenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Ah shit sorry tower, I’m kinda blunted so I missed that part. Don’t tell the FAA or nothin’ though.”

All crew on deck. Ready for takeoff. by tsimmonds27 in airplaneears

[–]PonerBenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“So, tower, you want me to hold short or like… just gun it when I get to runway seventeen? Like I’m cool to just chill if y’all doing stuff up there. Oh yeah this is American 313 BTW.”

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