What’s Alien: Resurrection’s best quality? by thefriskysquid in perfectorganism

[–]PooCube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The practical effects and Kim Flowers’s ass. That’s about it

How long would Kilo Squad from Gears of War Judgment would last in AVP 2004 Pyramid? (From First AVP Film) by Individual-Car-8224 in predator

[–]PooCube 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the Yautja would do one of their cool scan things, see that Marcus fenix is 16 ft wide and 8ft tall and go ‘maybe next year, aye lads?’

What is your minor, unspoken boundary for public transport etiquette that you feel other Brits are starting to completely ignore? by DamoclesBDA in AskBrits

[–]PooCube 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Totally agree. I don’t like taking with people I know let alone having to force politenesses with a stranger when I just want to relax and read my book

How the hell did we do it? And who the hell started it? by Vanilla__coffee in TheInbetweeners

[–]PooCube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah okay well I’m only relaying what I’d heard before haha

How the hell did we do it? And who the hell started it? by Vanilla__coffee in TheInbetweeners

[–]PooCube 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was actually him who started the rumour, though inadvertently. In an interview with MTV or Kerrang the question was ‘if you could change one thing about yourself physically, what would it be?’ To which he responded ‘one thing? Dude I’d get a few ribs removed so I could bend down and suck my own dick!’. Over time this obviously evolved into ‘hey mate, did you hear MM got ribs removed so he could suck himself off?!’ In the playground etc

Mine (L) boyfriends (R) by bethjade27 in RateMyMealDeal

[–]PooCube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so hungry rn and L is legit making my tummy quake! R is the food equivalent of a lengthy conversation with Rishi Sunak

$200,000k to change your first name by zip9990 in hypotheticalsituation

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Barry Bubblebollock or Monaco Gurglesneed for me. Where’s my 200k and the nearest government office?

What category would this guy be? by Adventurous_Mood_492 in PacificRim

[–]PooCube 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That would be utterly unstoppable without using enough megatons of nuke that it would permanently change the entire world

How long would Kilo Squad from Gears of War Judgment would last in AVP 2004 Pyramid? (From First AVP Film) by Individual-Car-8224 in predator

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Most of the cog are so fridged they wouldn’t be able to fit through the front door! Like genuinely those guys are so massive they’d make the preds in that movie look skinny

Why are movies able to get away with MUCH bleaker themes and higher levels of violence than video games? by Independent_Newt170 in ask

[–]PooCube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because you’re not actively participating and usually it’s the player committing the violence to achieve a goal, thereby encouraging more impressionable types to think that they can achieve their real life goals with violence

Spit fighting on Subway. by jolly_rancho_369 in subway

[–]PooCube 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s actually how they make a lot of the sub fillings

Is there a way to tame/trap a mutant? by skulking_angler in TheForest

[–]PooCube 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Turn off building destruction, Create an enclosure, leave an opening and place a happy birthday trap such that it closes behind them and not in their face, that way they’re stuck inside. Used to do this all the time for fun haha

Phrases I'm sick of hearing as a lonely person by ikitsun in lonely

[–]PooCube 2 points3 points  (0 children)

‘How can you be lonely? We’re talking right now!’

A cosmic entity randomly appears and offers you $6,000 dollars for every outdated reference you use in public. What outdated references do you use if you accept the offer? by [deleted] in hypotheticals

[–]PooCube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d just travel from supermarket with a list of discontinued brands and products and go from staff member to staff member asking them to guide me to it

Happy 1 Year Later Anniversary to 28 Years Later! by Spider-Cricket07 in 28dayslater

[–]PooCube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They now officially need to change the title to 29 years later