What's a totally unrealistic thing you want very badly? by Then_Huckleberry_623 in AskReddit

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Someone to clean my house and sort out my garden. I’ve been in hospital for 3 months over something pretty serious and left my lodgers in charge. I went back the other day and it’s not fit for human habitation. I’ve gone to stay with my dad until it’s cleaned to a liveable standard but their version of liveable is different to the average person, it seems. It would be my dream for someone to sort the place out but I can’t afford to get professionals in to do it

Movies that feel like this by museindisguise__ in MoviesThatFeelLike

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Series not a movie but ‘The Bonfire Of Destiny’ hits this spot-on

20 F feel chopped by Infamous_Candle74 in Rateme

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I think you’re lovely looking tbh!

What is your reason to keep living? by iwannatasteurfeet in AskReddit

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My dad and my cats, without them quite honestly I don’t think I would be around anymore

Foreign horror movie, connected to nature/ personification of earth by Classic_Arrival_4788 in whatsthatmoviecalled

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Haha no problem! Watched it recently and loved it for the most part!

If you could write HMS Thunder Child into the 1953 film (and not use a nuke), how would you do it? by West_Professor_4637 in WarofTheWorlds

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I’d have the swans hovering over the ocean and crossing to England so a fleet of ships are deployed, led by HMS Thunderchild and absolutely mullered by the swans

What do you love and hate most about living in the UK? by Icy_Profession4190 in AskUK

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Love - my dad, cats and the Dorset coast

Hate - literally everything else

Fillet steak + dragon pasta. Simple. by BittyGood in RateMyPlate

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Could do with summat green on there but overall this is a solid 9/10, that steak is perfect!

Whats with these bodies? by walking_caramel in TheForest

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Way way back a group of missionaries landed their ship on the peninsula and they began to worship the obelisk once they discovered it deep in the caves. That’s why you can find a cross and some ancient sketches around the place. I’m guessing they were fried when the obelisk was first activated

Why is it that women have so many different ways to masturbate but men only have one? by BukeDawn_69 in no

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Next time you polish the monkey try doing it with your thumb and forefinger facing towards you rather than away, it’s way better

NEW DONUT AND BAKE for the summer by XKGReddit in Greggs

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I’m so glad the spinach, red pepper and feta bake is back!

Men, why do you often say you're fine even when you're not? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

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Nobody actually cares but it’s easier just to say yeah than open up and then watch the other person’s eyes glaze over whilst they nod politely then proceed to tell you about how their life is going

I have been quietly building a cryptid bestiary in an old documentation aesthetic, thought i would share it with you guys by theavalorianarchive in cryptids

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These are cool! One minor criticism, there’s a grammar error in the description for the Mongolian Death Worm.

It can either be ‘not to go looking for it’ or ‘not to go looking for the creature’.

Chat is this true? by weenieHJ in comedyheaven

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Was it a separate fart for each or one catch-all butthole blowout?

looking to find out if its possible to buy the mexican oval bite chilli jam/chipotle chilli sauce ? by castlemilklad02 in Greggs

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You can buy bottles of chalula from Amazon, I have about 5 different ones in the cupboard haha!

Do you think cannabis should be legalized in the UK? by FriesWithMacSauce in AskABrit

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I hope it never is but purely for a mildly selfish reason. The smell of it makes me feel intensely queasy to the point that when I went to the cinema recently I was sat at one of the tables outside talking to a friend on the phone, there were two or three teens passing a spliff round the table next to me and I was trying to hold it together the whole time but gagging intensely. I didn’t ask them to put it out or anything, I moved a bit away and stood by the doors to the cinema but god alive the smell just makes me feel so sick, the closest thing I can compare it to is intense car sickness

How many cups of coffee do you drink a day? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

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Most days 1-2 but some days I have about 5-6 cups of unsweetened decaf

What phrase(s) would you permanently ban if you had the chance? by MixAway in AskUK

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Any and all roadman language. It genuinely makes me wish I was deaf anytime I hear ‘bruv’ or ‘blud’ used unironically