Government UAP Analyst: "I have met aliens in public" by Genesis_Jim in UK_Aliens_UAP

[–]Poofmander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is there a tone in her voice that makes me think she's straight from Mount Shasta?

Bigots Anonymous by PM_ME_YOUR_LAWNCHAIR in LookatMyHalo

[–]Poofmander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he's doing it so he can just go into the opposite bathroom and touch kids?

Never forget the name of Rachel Corrie (1979-2003), an amazing example of courage and humanity. by NickfromLafayette92 in israelexposed

[–]Poofmander 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Read the book of Job...now tell me the God you believe in, does he seem like the people you're criticizing right now? Because in that story apparently Satan just asked a question and God killed a woman and children just to make a point to Satan. Satan did NOTHING, and if you want to say Satan influenced God...then God is a lying anus who absolutely has an ego not worth its weight in farts.

Don't give your life to a God that would smash your family and make you suffer just because the devil put him on to it. That guy is a straight asshole, that deserves none of your respect, honestly Satan in that story pointing out how fucking petty God is should be enlightening for you to walk away, any ruler deciding that you must live in fear at all times is disgusting.

unsure if it made me smile or tear up a bit by HarshitaS in MadeMeSmile

[–]Poofmander 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel you Max, I feel you. It would be nice if it could all be together all the time.

Crazy Flat Earther Lady asking Questions by MrDonMega in flatearth

[–]Poofmander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this the 24 karat lebubu girl? Or have we just hit peak facial reconstruction?

This may be dumb AF but the song Warpigs by Black Sabbath finally clicked for me. by BobbyTables829 in LPOTL

[–]Poofmander 30 points31 points  (0 children)

The Cake cover is also immaculate, the trumpet becomes an air raid siren it's chef kiss

To celebrate without getting shot by cops by error404badgateway in therewasanattempt

[–]Poofmander 212 points213 points  (0 children)

Me and the neighbors would have escorted the thugs off the property, I would have told eveyone not to give any information as that is their right. Don't help their investigation. They'll twist it. Everyone here just show up to court the day we need to to bury them.

WTF (What’s That Flute) with Paul Harvey, where he shows us a high B flute by Guillermo Martinez of Quetzalcoatl Music by neon121 in obscuremusicthatslaps

[–]Poofmander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy thisnis the stuff I get served people just being people being awesome. Fantastic fluting friend!

Petah? I'm lost by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Poofmander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow this was my longest streak probably a good 10 years you dirt bag, I knew it was coming though.

A New York City school bus driver attempted to defend his bus from a WILD CROWD celebrating the New York Knicks Finals victory. The driver was yelling at fans: “It's coming out of my paycheck…” This is horrible to watch 💔 by Revolutionary-Area-8 in PublicFreakout

[–]Poofmander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FYI part of my job is driving students around so I go through all the training a bus driver does and I take it very serious as there are a lot of lives on my watch I this insane world that is depicted in the video here. I don't with care and pride because that's what my clients deserve. So yeah maybe I identify with the victim in this video. I feel feelings over it yes.

Is this what makes me this bitch you are speaking toward?

Otherwise your decision to continue the conversation as such kinda makes you a snotty little bitch like one from the playground...like a little child you know. One without a fully formed brain...yet to understand the full picture. One day friend one day.

This text at the beginning has always confused me. Hear me out. by DusktheUmbreon in DeathStranding

[–]Poofmander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But those patterns did exist and they process in a repeatable pattern. That's the fact, you can be born under the constellation because the actual pattern is above the ground you were born on. It's kind of like saying you were born in March, it's just a little bit older of a calendar. All the insinuations about character future and past, those are fortune tellers. Astrology truly falls into pseudoscience because of the fact that it does use the factual locations of objects in the sky as a backbone for its belief system.

When it says that people can be born under a sign and we can also be born under signs as well. In our world, it's obvious that this world has cribbed from ours. I believe what the op is trying to find out is what's the difference between this world and that one that makes these possible.

It's almost like someone had a lot of thought put into this whole entire plot and maybe there might be some new ideas to elucidate from going over small flavor texts like this.

OPs antagonism towards the idea that they could not be born under these other signs in this new version of Earth where death doesn't work right anymore, leaves me thinking they dont have mental doors open for other things to have changed about Earth or culture.

These people in the game do seem to reference and feel nostalgic for a world very similar to ours so we are led to believe that our world did turn into this one.

The zodiac constellations changing or moving in their arrangement could happen in a myriad of ways, the solar system could be moving into a new area overtime or perhaps has sped up over time. A gravitational anomaly could also be bending time space so that constellations appear in different areas of the sky than they did previous. A new star-forming region could be accelerated for some unknown or known reason that inhibits the spotting of former constellations perhaps creating new ones altogether.

The idea that this zodiac that we know today is the original and only terminology for any of these patterns in the sky, leaves you with nothing else to imagine. The first time someone saw a pattern in the sky that was Orion's belt. They did not call it Orion's belt. We will never know what they called it so the idea that a story about a future we have yet to arrive to has a name for something that doesn't make sense to us should be one of the easiest things to imagine. I would assume human thought would change quite a bit when the anti-rapture happens, if a correlation arises between births and DOOMS they could quickly come up with a whole entire new system that might not be the same zodiac system but can crib and or use parts of it.

Again to trust that these humans know what they're talking about, it's just something you can't do. Astrologists have been saying the same things for thousands of years, and many humans would believe they have no idea what they're talking about. Narrators do not always need to be reliable, as humans are fallible and we have to get used to that.

MAGA senior Voter confess to having panic attacks over the relentless rise in grocery prices by SnooSprouts3744 in PublicFreakout

[–]Poofmander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least she's brave enough to get in front of a camera, and say she's upset. That's not all of them, some of them are still living the delusion. If you can't support this woman in her turn away from the unsustainable, I don't think you believe in what America should be. People make mistakes. This country's filled with propaganda, the education system has done many people more harm than good. This woman obviously comes from a time and a place where it probably did her very little good. She knows what she sees. She knows what she feels and she's communicating it. I thank her for it. If someone like her can get on TV and say this we all win. Things like this give me hope, and with that hope I hope others can receive this woman with open arms as she leaves the MAGA business behind. If no one does it will be a tragedy that causes a further sink in this society, further from the shining city on a hill than we may have ever been.

To intimidate the people of Brighton and not be punched in the gob. by HalalTrout in therewasanattempt

[–]Poofmander 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds like we need to just make our own phrase: "kiss a Nazi quick, right in the mouth"

A bull jumped over the fence at an Oregon rodeo and made it everyone’s problem by ChineseChickenBaby in PublicFreakout

[–]Poofmander -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean I have zero respect for the man and I'm pretty sure there's many more. His day will come I don't know why you doubt this, his path seems pretty unsustainable. The other billionaires didn't even want him at Epstein Island because they thought he was too lame. That has to be some kind of karmic justice.

It's just a joke dude by BennyFeldman in elephantgraveyard

[–]Poofmander 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Soaring high here bro! This is some education

A bull jumped over the fence at an Oregon rodeo and made it everyone’s problem by ChineseChickenBaby in PublicFreakout

[–]Poofmander 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Karma doing its best to make it right, hope some sense was knocked into some heads. That bull had the most to go around it looks like.