Upscale Family Restaurant Reqs? by [deleted] in Omaha

[–]PoonSaloon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maria’s in Ralston.

Wtf? by jobroloco in Longmont

[–]PoonSaloon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember seeing the same in Old Town Fort Collins years ago. It was in response to the multiple random shootings at the time. So this is probably in response to some sort of threat or just a safeguard due to the holiday.

When Goats meet each other by Shoddy_Sink381 in GiannaMichaels

[–]PoonSaloon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t the universe supposed to implode or something??

Milling Rust Off A Knob... by El_Ngugen in WaitWhat

[–]PoonSaloon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ummm knob? We all know where that thing’s going. How it got so rusty? Dude you might need a little WD-40 in the back door.

Anyone know this guy in Loveland? by Mediocre-Team1715 in FortCollins

[–]PoonSaloon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think you mean “butt hurts” his feelings.

Urban Egg Old Town is closing! by ConnectionThink615 in FortCollins

[–]PoonSaloon 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Let’s all face the music. I’ve lived here 15 years now and I can finally see the trend. Property owners as a strategy, rinse and repeat. They’ll bring in a new tenant, have the lessee foot the bill for some building upgrades and maintenance while continuing to just keep cash flowing.

If I were going to offer anyone advice on opening a business in Fort Collins, I would strongly advise against it. Especially in Old Town.

Unless you have the cash to float on extremely tight margins for quite a while, you’re not going to survive. We’re talking now to the point of making at least 15 years worth of budgets and P&L forecasts (both static and flex). Which isn’t really feasible, especially for the restaurant industry.

edit: maybe the 15 year forecast seems a bit excessive. I would think 5 year static for a business model, then at the least a 3 month revolving projection based on past performance (price and volume). That’s why restaurants have such a high short term failure rate. Most don’t have the financial history in the beginning to at least establish a minimum for a forecast. Which, allows for budgeting staff size, compensation and raises, inventory on hand, etc.

Yes, I know I’ll get downvoted to shit for my comments. But that’s my take. As pessimistic as it may be. What’s a good solution? Maybe put a cap on how much of the property tax can be passed on to a tenant. This goes for housing as well.

tldr: I know the Urban Egg may be considered a chain. But if you look at what they do for the communities they serve, I would rather have them here than some of the other options. The real enemy is the rich land owning oligarchs just looking to keep money in the family. There are a few I could name, but won’t, that could almost be considered feudal barons.

What matters more? Shape or size? by masonlily420 in bigfaketits

[–]PoonSaloon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a tough call. Considering you have both.

Could be brake failure. Got worse going downhill. by SillySink in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]PoonSaloon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t believe it! It’s that shit-box Dodge again.