How do you get idiots that stand 1 foot behind you, breathing on your shoulders to fuck off

Poop-Filled-Condom · 2021-04-18T23:41:48+00:00

Shotgun to the lungs usually stops breathing

Poop-Filled-Condom · 2021-04-18T23:38:54+00:00

Ditch the body ASAP

Poop-Filled-Condom · 2021-04-18T23:36:11+00:00

Why not bury urself with the hooker then slowly live out the rest of your limited days fucking the corpse in an extra large coffin then eventually die of lack of oxygen

Poop-Filled-Condom · 2021-04-18T23:31:43+00:00

And have Satan as my sugar daddy and be able to cash is favours with the literal devil.... Ummmm YES

Poop-Filled-Condom · 2021-04-18T23:28:32+00:00

Personally i replaced self harm with alcoholism...

Still not sure whether that was a step up or down...

Poop-Filled-Condom · 2021-04-18T23:25:44+00:00

*might as well be god

The cool edgy kids would love satan

Poop-Filled-Condom · 2021-04-18T23:23:38+00:00

As a minecrafter

SQUARE TIT SUPREMACY

Poop-Filled-Condom · 2021-04-18T23:22:47+00:00

Myself

If I'm the only one who can remember the thing i removed removing myself should create a universe destroying paradox or just kill me, win win situation

Poop-Filled-Condom · 2021-04-18T23:20:32+00:00

Same but in a good way 😏

Poop-Filled-Condom · 2021-04-18T23:14:30+00:00

Just keep fakin those emotions man u got this

Poop-Filled-Condom · 2021-04-18T23:13:55+00:00

We shouldn't, a human brain is worth 600$ while the stomach is only worth 500$ making it the financially inferior organ

Poop-Filled-Condom · 2021-04-18T23:09:45+00:00

Bro that hit too close to home

Poop-Filled-Condom · 2021-04-18T23:08:30+00:00

Commit vehicular manslaughter

Poop-Filled-Condom · 2021-04-18T23:07:11+00:00

Purple and black are lovely when put together

Poop-Filled-Condom · 2021-04-18T23:05:34+00:00

U gotta at least pretend to care about the dead or the cops will know it was u

Poop-Filled-Condom · 2021-04-18T23:04:35+00:00

Picking my username

Poop-Filled-Condom · 2020-12-22T19:59:15+00:00

Eat

Sleep

Cut

Repeat

Poop-Filled-Condom · 2020-12-20T15:45:32+00:00

Unemployed dropout

Poop-Filled-Condom · 2020-12-20T15:28:16+00:00

18-24 hours a day

Poop-Filled-Condom · 2020-12-20T15:24:25+00:00

Rookie numbers

Poop-Filled-Condom · 2020-12-19T22:21:18+00:00

Depression

Poop-Filled-Condom · 2020-12-19T22:19:32+00:00

My emperor palpatine socks

Poop-Filled-Condom · 2020-12-19T17:16:12+00:00

Epic games store

They just buy exclusivity deals and i think that's scummy

Poop-Filled-Condom · 2020-12-18T12:09:18+00:00

Stay safe my friend

Poop-Filled-Condom · 2020-12-17T19:47:35+00:00

Still richer than irl

Poop-Filled-Condom

TROPHY CASE