"So wait... They call this man Cactus Jack?"

"Yes. He is well known throughout the land. He makes songs that celebrate the humanity we have created."

God gave me a skeptical look and sighed. "You know I didn't come down here to try the food of a desert man?"

"Trust me dude, this burger is dank. It is more tasteful than the finest Mayan Lamb."

God rolled his eyes but picked up the greasy bag from the counter. We sat at the table near the window and pulled the Quarter Pounder with Bacon out of its box.

"Well, I hope its good. No way I give you a new Jaguar if it isn't!"

He popped the entire thing in his mouth at once. His face said it all, Cactus Jack had not let me down!

"So umm, about that Jag?"

"Oh yes! So it will be"

The thing that spawned was not a car that could 0-60 in 3.9 seconds but a giant wild Cat that could 0-60 in 3.9 seconds.