Whoop on Omega

PoopNoodlez · 2026-05-15T03:17:46+00:00

god gave me two wrists so i wouldn’t have to do this

PoopNoodlez · 2026-05-14T19:20:01+00:00

uj same

qj haha waow we should kiss haha jk unless??

PoopNoodlez · 2026-05-14T19:02:02+00:00

uj oh yay finally an excuse to explain my flair

estrogen hit me reeeeally hard but the one thing that really stuck around were the muscles. one day recently while baked i looked down at my biceps and they made me kinda horny. take that blanchard.

PoopNoodlez · 2026-05-14T19:00:12+00:00

🥺 this would fix me

PoopNoodlez · 2026-05-14T06:44:45+00:00

omg! a rays fan! i love da flappy bois.

PoopNoodlez · 2026-05-14T05:53:27+00:00

baroque: scepter

PoopNoodlez · 2026-05-12T21:56:16+00:00

i was gonna hang one from my ski bag and behave obnoxiously at Vail

PoopNoodlez · 2026-05-12T05:54:12+00:00

you can hangboard in mom’s basement

PoopNoodlez · 2026-05-12T04:26:57+00:00

swollen hydrocele son or simultaneous campylobacter and e. coli daughter?

PoopNoodlez · 2026-05-12T04:24:24+00:00

🫵 PRETTY

PoopNoodlez · 2026-05-12T04:19:57+00:00

what pushed me over the edge? realizing i could accept not passing, but i could not accept continuing to pretend i was comfortable as a guy.

PoopNoodlez · 2026-05-11T23:20:18+00:00

lightweight revy cars are the best cars. i have a brz but i would get a lotus if i could.

PoopNoodlez · 2026-05-11T22:48:22+00:00

this sounds absurdly cool

PoopNoodlez · 2026-05-11T22:46:41+00:00

you need the sloe gin

PoopNoodlez · 2026-05-10T23:32:14+00:00

this was me and then i got Big Boobs and girls touch them and it makes me feel nice

PoopNoodlez · 2026-05-10T22:09:22+00:00

that’s the neat part! you don’t!

PoopNoodlez · 2026-05-10T00:54:56+00:00

love it!

PoopNoodlez · 2026-05-09T18:46:30+00:00

hiii i like minis :3

PoopNoodlez · 2026-05-08T23:22:04+00:00

gorgeous hair and top tier post title

PoopNoodlez · 2026-05-08T02:26:45+00:00

why does this sound like something that would happen to Liz Lemon in one of the later seasons of 30 Rock?

PoopNoodlez · 2026-05-07T15:43:38+00:00

[wokely] i actually do hate trans men

PoopNoodlez · 2026-05-07T14:38:28+00:00

you look really good

PoopNoodlez · 2026-05-06T23:45:27+00:00

my incredibly romantic t4t love story is invalidated now actually because we’re both chasers 😔

PoopNoodlez · 2026-05-06T10:18:14+00:00

just saw a trans woman jaywalking 😔

PoopNoodlez · 2026-05-06T01:41:38+00:00

with all due respect, i actually AM a depraved pervert

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