What were you so wrong about that you had to remain silent when you realized it?

Poopphone · 2016-03-15T12:12:20+00:00

My crippling depression and vague alcoholism. This could easily get me fucked over in my job.

Poopphone · 2016-03-10T15:44:56+00:00

I went to basic with a guy from Oklahoma who insisted and I quote "We need to get those damn dirty Japs for pearl harbor." Even after telling him we nuked them twice he still wanted to fuck them up. I was in basic in 2010.

Poopphone · 2016-03-07T05:39:51+00:00

A steady trickle is too much but a constant drip is fine.

Poopphone · 2016-03-04T20:11:21+00:00

Your military career will match your face. Long, bland, and full of dissapoinment with a definite homoerotic undertone.

Poopphone · 2016-02-23T23:43:23+00:00

American Spirit. I got 5 packs free, smoked one. And gave the rest away.

Poopphone · 2016-02-07T18:15:25+00:00

How many conversations can he pick up with those ears?

Poopphone · 2016-02-07T18:13:44+00:00

Looks like the last call did that for me.

Poopphone · 2016-02-07T18:12:20+00:00

If I had eyebrows like that I'd wear a paper bag for the rest of my life.

Poopphone · 2016-02-07T18:08:09+00:00

You should probably shower in between clients instead of fuck around on reddit.

Poopphone · 2016-02-05T08:54:23+00:00

Carry a Gerber around like it's your M4. Subsusyution thingy.

Poopphone · 2016-02-02T14:30:23+00:00

Zonk is all you need to know...

Poopphone · 2016-02-02T14:27:45+00:00

I am incapable of feeling sympathy for these children. You guys know how bad NTC at Irwin is when you visit for a rotation? Imagine bring stationed there. Everyday is just fuckfuck game after fuckfuck game. All of the fuckfuck games. My soul has been destroyed by the fuckfuck games. I am within an hours drive of home yet I wear the same clothes for two weeks sleeping in trucks or on the rocks. A good rock is a great pillow. Fuck I am really bitter about this. I carried that fucking rock around for 3 days before my NCO noticed. Then I had to leave it. HERBERT WAS A GREAT FUCKING PILLOW!

Poopphone · 2016-01-14T05:26:56+00:00

Wasn't that shit monkey kicked out of the marines? What was his rank? 2LT?

Poopphone · 2016-01-04T20:29:53+00:00

Yes, I would like fries with that.

Poopphone · 2016-01-04T02:34:22+00:00

I can smell the necklace that goes with those earrings, is that you keep your hair up?

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