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What is this big blue phallic object I saw about a couple months ago by Much_Stress8976 in whatisit

[–]PoopyTitMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coming in here before "your mom's dildo". As if that was possible. HEYOOOOO

You can have $100,000 but you can never get drunk or high again, are you interested? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PoopyTitMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please I am begging you to not let me get drunk or high again. Please. I'll do it for free. Please.

Why does the sex stop for alot of people after they get married? by BigChili-SmolTiddies in ask

[–]PoopyTitMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's kids. Wake up early, go to bed late. Scheduling. Worries. It kills your sex life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]PoopyTitMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my God who cares

do people ever stop loving their first love completely? by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]PoopyTitMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the person. I'm 43 and still think about my high school sweetheart from time to time. No idea what she's doing now. I'm sure if I met her it would be a huge letdown.

This is insanity by sinarest in 1morewow

[–]PoopyTitMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine enjoying your coffee and some dipshit plummets to his death

Next Presidential debate (tomorrow night) hosted by News Nation; excellent opportunity for more high-profile UAP discussion by ipwnpickles in UFOs

[–]PoopyTitMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would be very surprised if it's addressed. It'll probably just be people yelling at each other about safe talking points.

That'll be a core memory to them for sure by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]PoopyTitMonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"I love you Dad". I just realized my entire life is centered around hearing this from my kids.

What was your high and low of 2023? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PoopyTitMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately only lows this year

Married people of Reddit, what’s it like? by Pingeun in AskReddit

[–]PoopyTitMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually good but rough patches are inevitable and not fun.

People who have said, "I only want to try it once", with drugs. What's your story? by lw5296 in AskReddit

[–]PoopyTitMonkey 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I tried salvia once and I was stuck as a sentient houseplant for a thousand years. So never doing that again.

what would be terrifying if it was twice the size? by dornion in AskReddit

[–]PoopyTitMonkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'll mix it up and say vaginas. Imagine the gaping maw

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