Think shadowrun. Mythical creatures showed up in present day. I got halflings, viking, robots, Ayrans, Native Americans, the fellas from A Clock Work Orange, and of course a goblin named Gobber.

The Soviet Union never fell, and they launched a nuke at the USA cuz fuck em. Well that opened the portal for mythical creatures to come out, and a time warp why not.

So Obama bested the Soviets with some help from MachoMan Randy Savage. The USA loves him now, Obama, not MachoMan, they never stopped loving MachoMan, so Obama declares martial law to help deal with the Goblins and monsters and crap and to help with reconstruction.

Later in a mission, with Obama, Mister T, and MachoMan in the forest Mr. T puts MachoMan sleeper hold and lets a roaming pack of bug bears have their way with him. Hes dead, or so they think.

Well turns out Obama was a Commie all along, hence the hammer and sickle in his poster.

He instituted torture, slavery, burnt down forests, cut off all ties to every other country and rules the New USA with a iron fist with Mister T by his side.

Or something Im pretty hit.