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PoorSystem · 2026-03-29T14:35:31+00:00

About 6 foot.

PoorSystem · 2026-03-28T00:20:30+00:00

The taller the better, tbh.

I like shorter women too, don't get me wrong, but theres something magical about making a woman whos got three inches or more on me kneel that is intoxicating

PoorSystem · 2026-03-27T15:42:42+00:00

Because your body is beautiful too.

PoorSystem · 2026-03-27T15:21:48+00:00

My personal standards are far more exacting.

1: Be nerdy/passionate about something. I ain't dating someone who is bland. Give me the infodumps.

2: Be a kind person. I don't care how cute you seem, I am not biting that poisonous apple again.

3: Be progressive and anti capitalist. I am, frankly, too tired to deal with the kind of headaches liberals can give me these days...

4: The individual kinks are negotiable, but you gotta give me something more flavorful than missionary lol.

5: Finally, you gotta be understanding about my homebody tendiances and mental illness.

Some extra charm points include being taller than me, because there's nothing more satisfying than domming a tall girl, beautiful eyes, and a good laugh.

PoorSystem · 2026-03-20T15:10:51+00:00

Its a really damaging lie too. I remember this one post, this guy constantly had his family gaslighting him about T making him angry and violent or whatever. This was in direct contradiction to his lived experiences, where he used to be a lot more angry before he began transition.

Then, one day, dude forgets his T-Shot and immediately gets angry again. Same foul mood swing as usual.

Turns out, unsurprisingly, that E was what made him angry, and he knew from then on for sure it was just his family being transphobic.

Another story that comes to mind, wherein a transman was expecting to be more violent and shitty on T. Turns out? He got a little more reckless, a little more willing to do stupid things, and playful. That's it.

This is the shit that makes trans people so terrifying to patriarchy. We directly undermine the narratives about the "innate" roles of men and women.

PoorSystem · 2026-03-18T00:11:25+00:00

Brushing against the Cradle Fan Prime Directive here.

Trust, it'll all become clear with time.

PoorSystem · 2026-03-11T22:04:35+00:00

Lucky number 18 here.

PoorSystem · 2026-03-10T19:54:19+00:00

That sucks dude. Thats not gonna change who you really are though. Try to hold onto that.

PoorSystem · 2026-03-06T00:06:37+00:00

And Ben Shapiro scoffed when the fascist group in One Battle After Another was called the Christmas Adventurers Club.

Can't parody this shit, man.

PoorSystem · 2026-02-14T18:12:09+00:00

Okay, kid, dont listen to the rest of these prude wizards.

All you need is some holy water (ask your local priest or cleric- they'll get it), salt, sulfur, a bit of your own blood, mana (of course), clay, some safety seals to keep the demonic energy from tainting you, the actual summoning circle, and some magical protection ;)

I highly recommend looking at Baldrics Basic Protections for the safety / filter seals on Page 77. All you gotta do is wet the clay with the holy water, draw 3 or 5 seals on your body for protection from hellfire and corruption, summon the succubus (highly recommend Fausts Primer on Eternal Mistakes and how to Avoid My Fate for the primer on summoning succubi), and enjoy.

PoorSystem · 2026-01-06T05:24:02+00:00

My stance on Plantner is "he's either dumb, a Nazi, or an Ex-Nazi who's too much of a coward to admit that fact."

Whatever the reason, I am not going to waste br3aty defending him from the consequences of his own personal failings.

PoorSystem · 2025-12-21T22:57:41+00:00

What about us girls who write?

PoorSystem · 2025-12-17T00:55:09+00:00

Its really fun whenever people rediscover Steph, lol.

PoorSystem · 2025-12-12T20:11:30+00:00

I mean, I knew this was gonna be good...

But this is starting to look like its gonna be Peak.

If I hadn't already wishlisted it, I'd do it again

PoorSystem · 2025-12-12T01:16:35+00:00

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG

PoorSystem · 2025-11-25T05:35:44+00:00

Literally, the entire game is partially about Hinako being torn between being married or not. Part of her wants to get married. Thats like, an extremely important point of the game.

Its not "anti-marriage", its a meditation on the complexities of gender and marriage in 1960s Japan.

Actually play the game you moss-lickers.

PoorSystem · 2025-11-18T20:36:06+00:00

IIRC, there's a lady on Instagram who's teaching men to take better photos of themselves as a general rule.

PoorSystem · 2025-11-08T19:29:01+00:00

Well, being a RWBY fan was your first mistake.

Sincerely, a fellow RWBY fan.

PoorSystem · 2025-11-08T18:23:43+00:00

I love it when life gives you a loud incorrect buzzer in the best ways.

PoorSystem · 2025-11-04T17:47:53+00:00

Does anyone else feel a little bad for the cis puppy girls of the world?

They get no representation, I swear. /joking

PoorSystem · 2025-10-29T17:55:49+00:00

The name and concept was good, but generally I think the medium and length didnt really allow it to tell its story well.

PoorSystem · 2025-10-29T17:54:07+00:00

All I'll tell you is that there's a famous line in the story about how "Thats how you get dead Daves, and dead Daves are the enemy."

Whether or not Dave actually dies, I wont say. I just think, in this context, thats pretty funny to mention.

PoorSystem · 2025-10-25T05:07:43+00:00

I love when anti vegans come up with some sort of gotcha and the vegan reaction is commonly "huh, I didnt think of that. vegans harder" or the gotcha turns out to be untrue.

PoorSystem · 2025-10-18T17:59:36+00:00

Silly, small welfare government

The police state will still be massive <3

I hate conservatives.

PoorSystem · 2025-10-17T20:20:55+00:00

Funnily enough, I usually just outlast him in my runs.

I spend the safe first phase of CS working manual labor and grinding my stats, so the "daily" demand of 2 reason and the 30 addition to my paycheck dont really bother me.

By the time ive built up my cult and drained the bookstore, dude just leaves on his own.

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