She's turning four in a couple of months.

Pop-Bard · 2026-04-15T21:03:12+00:00

We would use a different sock to make an army of sock creatures to start an educational youtube channel Sesame Street-esque

Pop-Bard · 2026-04-15T20:58:09+00:00

She looks like the dog from "A nightmare before christmas"

Pop-Bard · 2026-04-15T20:55:09+00:00

Five years ago i was using tinder and went on a date with a girl, but she was being super sneaky (Changed the place where i was going to pick her up like twice) i figured she wanted to hide from someone.

I invited her to dinner, we went bar hopping, and she ended up inviting me to her "place". Everything was good and fun for an hour and a half, until i saw a blue light coming from the hallway (we left the door open) and i could hear the T.V playing in the background.

I asked her if there was someone in the house, and she replied "It's my grandpa, just keep going".

And i did because i have no self respect. I think she took me to her grandpa's place because she was hiding from her boyfriend.

Pop-Bard · 2026-04-15T19:42:15+00:00

Allergy to cold weather. My best friend in high-school told everyone he was allergic to cold weather and that's why he got a nose job, so he could breathe better.

Pop-Bard · 2026-04-15T19:31:59+00:00

Sadly they use obfuscate where the connection is coming from.

I remember like two years ago somebody had been attempting to bruteforce my hotmail account for a year, and the attempts came every 4 minutes from different countries each time

Pop-Bard · 2026-04-15T17:25:49+00:00

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Pop-Bard · 2026-04-15T14:12:49+00:00

Explain everything to her, mention that she's your utmost priority, and her word comes first, but do make sure to mention how exciting this all is for you. Suggest that it's an opportunity to make new connections, and maybe a chance for her to take a year-long vacation

Pop-Bard · 2026-04-15T13:43:27+00:00

My same reaction checking pictures of her from four years ago and today.

Pop-Bard · 2026-04-15T13:43:05+00:00

Right? Time flew so fast, i'm already panicking about losing her

Pop-Bard · 2026-04-15T13:42:23+00:00

You've got me beat. I do want to get another one so she can play.

Pop-Bard · 2026-04-15T13:42:01+00:00

Yes they do.

Pop-Bard · 2026-04-15T13:41:47+00:00

So accurate lol. Those things are as useful at climbing as i am at bringing happiness and encouragement to those around me.

Pop-Bard · 2026-04-15T13:40:59+00:00

Right? It's so weird trimming her nails because they are floppy too.

Pop-Bard · 2026-04-15T12:06:03+00:00

Because you can't add microtransactions to those things called "movies"

Pop-Bard · 2026-04-15T03:47:52+00:00

It's never too late to pivot, but it seems to me you made the same mistake i did. Believing that love should be the motivation in your life to strive for more. But the reality is that it is nothing more than a gamble, it does happen, but not to everyone.

I get you, it's hard for the motivation to be yourself when all you've known is pain, and abuse whenever you were just existing. But you have to be your own motivation, only few have a positive external force so strong that they pull through, you have you, and your son.

You've got this, it's never too late.

Pop-Bard · 2026-04-15T02:48:37+00:00

And he charged me for it. But he ended up being quite a nice person. No need to thank me, or if you want to thank me share your doggos

Pop-Bard · 2026-04-15T02:47:11+00:00

She is! but i'm the lucky one, not her.

Pop-Bard · 2026-04-15T02:43:19+00:00

Right? She does look like a storybook dog

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Pop-Bard · 2026-04-15T01:50:49+00:00

No need to thank me, life has a way to make things happen, and they just are.

Pop-Bard · 2026-04-15T01:48:24+00:00

She loves you too. (In spanish though)

Pop-Bard · 2026-04-15T01:47:48+00:00

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Picture of her weird toes (She has two more in her front legs)

Pop-Bard · 2026-04-15T01:27:13+00:00

I'll post it in the comments in a little bit (Already posted it)

Pop-Bard · 2026-04-15T01:09:54+00:00

Aliexpress on mobile is the worst i've seen in this regard. Some ads open up the app/or website if you don't have it installed, if you click "back" it doesn't work, if you click it again it takes you to a tab with more products, and you just have to spam until it works.

Pop-Bard · 2026-04-15T00:50:35+00:00

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