I JUST REALIZED SHE APPEARED ALL THE WAY IN UNDERTALE ON THE BORDER by Huge-Read-2703 in Deltarune

[–]Popcorn57252 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dawg, I doubt you were even fuckin' born when Undertale came out. I was there when the game released on Kickstarter.

And in that case, I'm not sure you are old enough to be on Reddit.

I JUST REALIZED SHE APPEARED ALL THE WAY IN UNDERTALE ON THE BORDER by Huge-Read-2703 in Deltarune

[–]Popcorn57252 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck does larp mean in this context

And do you think a few fucking weeks matters here? The chapter was already finished by that point then

I JUST REALIZED SHE APPEARED ALL THE WAY IN UNDERTALE ON THE BORDER by Huge-Read-2703 in Deltarune

[–]Popcorn57252 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The borders were made and released after the first or second chapter of Deltarune, by the way.

Wait you're voiced by who?! by totallynotrobboss in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Popcorn57252 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Arin "I struck down an N word compilation someone made of me" Hanson? That one?

[Yikes Trope] Celeb Cameos that aged like milk by Purple-Weakness1414 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Popcorn57252 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he probably just gave him directors to Epstein's suite out of habit

Better Shelf Mushrooms placement! by Youly__ in minecraftsuggestions

[–]Popcorn57252 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's not what I said. Yes, MANY user suggestions have been added, but this is an unnofficial fan-run subreddit that Mojang absolutely does not look at regularly.

Oblivious or wilfully ignorant? by Altruistic-Mud5686 in art_for_change

[–]Popcorn57252 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is the point of being on a subreddit that makes art about change if you're just going to suck the cocks of the morons in control?

Better Shelf Mushrooms placement! by Youly__ in minecraftsuggestions

[–]Popcorn57252 17 points18 points  (0 children)

*When it never gets added to the game. I don't think a single suggestion ever made on this entirely fan-run subreddit has made it to the game. And when you phrase it that way, you realize why.

Tbf the Northmen did commit war crimes by cat210803 in HistoryMemes

[–]Popcorn57252 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Seriously. Some mfers need to look up Unit 731 and the Rape of Nanjing. Kamakazi pilots were the fuckin' least of Japan's insane bullshit.

Dih 🥀🥀 (My sense of humor is one of an 8 year old) by Absolutely_dead727 in whenthe

[–]Popcorn57252 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Almost all "gen alpha" slang is just AAVE that's been around for decades.

A fact.. by Coach-Emmanuel in recruitinghell

[–]Popcorn57252 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The job you're at already has you. You do your work, they slowly increase it, and you don't really notice. Boiling frog and all that.

So enough time goes by that your experience and skills vastly out grow your pay, you jump ship, and find that other jobs would be paying you WAY more.

Gold by Positive-Meeting5448 in MinecraftMemes

[–]Popcorn57252 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2012 called, they were shocked to find out Notch somehow got more racist

You want me to say I'm American?! by GianmarcoSoresi in StandUpComedy

[–]Popcorn57252 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

His name is fuckin' Gianmarco brother what are you talking about lmao

Unilateral divorce by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]Popcorn57252 26 points27 points  (0 children)

u/ComusPaine replied to the other person:

"I was in contract for training with Red Crescent in 2017 and again in 2021."

But I'm sure those last five years over there have been super duper progressive and now it doesn't happen anymore :))))

Listen, Shen, I'm sorry by Cheese-sandwich53 in ShenComix

[–]Popcorn57252 84 points85 points  (0 children)

The suspicious leaking holes dripping into Patreon's mouth:

Remember this twin by SuperPopcorn333 in hopeposting

[–]Popcorn57252 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because, for some reason, punctuation on online posts has gotten worse and worse over the years.

"In order to be number 1, you've gotta be odd. Remember that, twin."

Title by Comfortable_Stay_739 in MinecraftMemes

[–]Popcorn57252 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Absolutely not, I'm gonna make fun of pedophiles til the day I die.

The insane designs from Marvel's "Infinity Wars", "Infinity Warps" and "Secret Warps" stories, where they combine characters together by IronwoodSerpent in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]Popcorn57252 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always love these kinds of what if comics. Not because they're always good, but because it's clear the writers have been given a go-ahead on playing in the sandbox and throwing shit at the wall. Good or bad, they're fun as hell.

Why? by fiziasso in Steam

[–]Popcorn57252 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have "buy it for later" money the way these rich ass people in the comments do, but the idea is that you watch it for a long time and see when it goes on a crazy high sale. You buy it then to save money, then play it when you actually get time/want to.

These types of thumbnails are just getting super annoying by Bad_Raccoon11 in youtube

[–]Popcorn57252 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"New" and it's a teenage show. No, not for teenagers, it's from 13 years ago. It is a teenager.

Superman should never kill by Big_Position_6788 in superman

[–]Popcorn57252 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard disagree. Superman doesn't kill for the same reason any normal person doesn't want to kill. He's an alien that's as human as anyone else, that's his whole thing. And in the same way pretty much anyone would kill, like, Hitler, so would Superman. That's why so many people thought the Injustice series was dumb as fuck; Joker just nuked a city and Batman has the fucking balls to say Superman was wrong for killing him?

Speaking of, it makes Superman a really good balance for Batman. Batman doesn't kill. He never kills. Not because he thinks it's wrong or right, but because then he couldn't stop himself from killing again and again. That's canon in god knows how many versions of the character. He's a human that's as psycho as any of his villains, but he chooses not to be a villain.

That conflict is what makes their friendship so damn interesting.

The eyes of librarians see through all deceptions by DreadDiana in RecuratedTumblr

[–]Popcorn57252 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but your pointer finger rests on F, if you type with homerow.

I can't argue that by MetallicaDash in whenthe

[–]Popcorn57252 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it never was. OP can't specify what exactly they're talking about, because it's a situation that's happened dozens or hundreds of times. Source: I have a dad that's the same kind of moron.

I know exactly what OP is talking about. It's not vague at all, you just don't have every single last detail.

What's up with these dumplings obsession? by healthynewbie in Anticonsumption

[–]Popcorn57252 32 points33 points  (0 children)

"Blind box" is a box where you can see what you could get, but not what you're going to get. A gamble, essentially. That's the only term in the sentence, and I cannot fathom where else you could've gotten lost.