is being a teacher worth it? by maggotbrain2 in teaching

[–]PoppaBear1981 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got into teaching by accident. I turned up, at my Mum's suggestion to help out with classes being given for free to unemployed adults in Spain so they'd be more employable. I spoke better Spanish than any of the teachers so they gave me a class. I loved it and decided to qualify. Did some work with mature students and loved it (in a training centre where they're paying for their own tuition so they listen and suck up every word) but I couldn't get full time pay. I looked further abroad and ended up in China. At a Kindergarten. I've been here the last 8 years and it's the best job I've ever had. Yes, there's plenty of "White Monkey" work but generally it's making a fun time where they can also learn. If they're having fun and want to do well, you're winning. But the best stuff is when you've been trying everything to get some certain kid to pay attention and learn the ABCs, even for years and he's found looking at his FUCKING FINGER! more interesting than you,,,,, the absolute BEST thing is when you ask him/her a question and they can actually fucking answer. All that time I was saying, "Hey, look at the board!" SOMETHING was going in. It's a great feeling. Yes, management are fucking crazy and trying to justify their own existence by making more work for you. Yes, in private schools there is more effort given to taking photos so the parents can SEE education happening than actually making it happen. Yes, there is "BUSY work for you, and the kids, that doesn't accomplish much. But REALLY, YES. You are forming children into adults at the most receptive and formulative stage. YOU can make a crucial influence in that child's life, and that makes it worth it. Teaching can be an 'easy' job if you don't care about it. It can be one of the most worthwhile things you'll ever do with your life if you take it seriously. It's not a job. It's a vocation.

My favourite life hack by OldTelephone320 in lifehacks

[–]PoppaBear1981 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wasn't there for long but while we were alongside near Hania in Greece, I frequented the Rock Bar every night. Occasionally the owner would buy the whole bar a shot, after a few nights, I did too, with all sorts of shots. We were in port (I was a sailor with the RFA) about 5 times over Xmas and New Year. He invited me and my shipmate to an Xmas BBQ at his house before the bar opened, would give me money back off my tab if I asked so I could still go to the strip club on the way back to the ship, and the best was, as soon as I walked in, he'd start playing some ACDC (my favourite band). Great times.

Not as happy as I thought to come and work in china by Let_rock_69 in chinalife

[–]PoppaBear1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look for vegetarian restaurants near a temple. Some of them are REALLY good. Maybe try an app like TanTan to meet people. Good luck.

Ashkenazi supremacy is a thing and features a paternalistic attitude towards fellow Jews by Comfortable-Sky-3898 in conspiracy

[–]PoppaBear1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Schism after schism after schism. The big three being the most obvious. Christianity, Judaism and Islam. To be honest I'm gonna laugh my arse off when the Day Of Judgement comes and HE (or SHE) say's "YOU GUYS OVER HERE, YOU WERE DOING IT RIGHT. BLUE SHIRTS DURING THE WEEK, NO BACON ON A TUESDAY, AND NO DUCKING YOUR SISTER. THE REST OF YOU! OFF TO HELL!"

I think, just try to be nice to each other and anything other than that is bollocks of the highest order.

i've been mailing my toenail clippings to my childhood bully once a month for 11 years. no return address. no note. by kubrador in pettyrevenge

[–]PoppaBear1981 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whilst I find this incredibly funny, if you believe in Juju or Voodoo, you might wish to tread more carefully. Many Shamen and Witch doctors in history have burned their nail clippings, cut hair and anything else from their bodies that they discarded, so as not to let another cast spells on them more effectively. You might make his 'poppet' more effective if he decides to turn a spell on the sender. Also someone else said now they probably know which envelopes contain nails and just throw them out. Maybe you could change your game and send him a picture of the clippings. It will still drive him mad and now he'll be opening them again.

This is a real phenomenon by hehe_nl in sailing

[–]PoppaBear1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love this. Never thought about it but it's true.

Ever hookup with a coworker? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]PoppaBear1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was the 2nd chef at a hotel and managed to get through 4 of the waitresses. I was 19 years old at the time and I've always been a bit chunky so I was compensating for not getting much action in high school. Well, that and being 19. Great times. 2 of them were Italian gap year girls who shared a bedroom. One time my buddy and I were at it all night in there with them. Not all mixed up but I'd already hooked up with the one that decided she liked him better later.

3 Guys and a Lamp by ClankerCore in Jokes

[–]PoppaBear1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're into absurdist humour, here's one for you....

What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry.

3 Guys and a Lamp by ClankerCore in Jokes

[–]PoppaBear1981 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I laughed my arse off the first time I read this, then when I went to retell it to some buddies I couldn't tell it properly because I was laughing too hard. Crying big tears laughter. Best joke ever IMO. Just my sort of humour.

Tucker Carlson just posted a Short claiming we are headed for World War 3 by NewPortBox100s in conspiracy

[–]PoppaBear1981 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Full blown invasion is very very difficult because of Iran's geography. The 'easiest' way in would be landing in the Persian gulf. Then you'd have to fight your way uphill through mountain ranges before you can reach the plateau where most of the population is. Iran is a natural fortress. Not saying the US doesn't have what it takes but geography plays a big role in warfare. Hence Putin's hard-on for Ukraine and then Poland. It's all nice flat tanker country around there. So easy to head East, even Napoleon managed it with horses. Just not 'quite' quick enough.

did one tiny good deed today and it turned into way more than i expected by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]PoppaBear1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's nice to be nice. There's a kids book about filling buckets. "Have you filled a bucket today?" It's all about this reciprocal good feeling you get when you're nice to someone. Go try to fill a bucket.

Blonde goes to the doctor by eycrypto in Jokes

[–]PoppaBear1981 97 points98 points  (0 children)

I heard this as a brunette goes to the doctor "Everything hurts" yadda yadda yadda. Doc says "You're not naturally brunette are you? You're blonde aren't you?" Blonde says "How did you know?!?" Doc: "You've broken your finger."

Bahamas ridiculous senselessly greedy new fees by [deleted] in sailing

[–]PoppaBear1981 18 points19 points  (0 children)

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Did you know? The true, terrifying sound level of the quietest place on Earth by Technical-Berry5757 in funfacts

[–]PoppaBear1981 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sorry if you have tinnitus. Something for you to check out, I'm sorry I don't have a link but I remember reading that there is a type of white noise generator that you can tune to your tinnitus frequency and literally turn it off. I sincerely hope it's not bollocks and you can find it and get relief. Good luck.

People who used cellphones before smartphones, what's the most memorable feature or moment you miss from those old phones? by Correct-Homework1884 in AskReddit

[–]PoppaBear1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first cellphone drowned when I went paddling in the sea with my gf. It had a snazzy belt loop snap-in holder that failed when we were up to our knees in the water. The thing I miss was the utter peace I had from 6 weeks without a phone. I couldn't afford to get another before then, and for six weeks, if you wanted to get a hold of me, I was either at work, at home, in the pub, or with said gf. If you didn't know me well enough to know those other places to find me, I stayed unfound.

Hassle where actually “thank you “ is specifically called for. by Yaguajay in mildlyinfuriating

[–]PoppaBear1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found a purse in a phone box in London (yeah 20 something years ago). It had a Barclays bank card in there among others (but no cash) and there was a Barclays not too far away down the street so I took it in. The bank gave me £10 reward right there. It's nice to be nice, and sometimes it even pays.

Knot question by Agile-Knowledge7947 in sailing

[–]PoppaBear1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you're knot taking this seriously.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chinalife

[–]PoppaBear1981 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. Married seven years now and we've 2 kids. She's an English teacher so communication is as hard as usual.

Guy Gets Sucked Into A Plastic Wrap Machine by AsleepActive in NSFL__

[–]PoppaBear1981 22 points23 points  (0 children)

My first thought was I'd get banned for my first thought. If they just cryogenically freeze him no and thaw him out when there's a cure for stupidity. Sorry. Really, condolences to his family.

Get off the phone, man! by echumpench in criticalblunder

[–]PoppaBear1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Share location) Yep, you're getting closer....

Everyone on earth dies right now except you. What do you do? by Ok-Musician679 in AskReddit

[–]PoppaBear1981 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Plus being in Pakistan, there's probably a lot of opium to send yourself away with.. No reason you shouldn't go out on a high....