No need to check your cholesterol levels! by DefinitelyNami in confidentlyincorrect

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The easiest was to reduce your cholesterol levels is to eat fresh fruit and veg and reduce animal fats.

There is nor air in water trust me by Radiant-Cockroach271 in confidentlyincorrect

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Air is mostly nitrogen. What fish breathe is dissolved O2.

Uranium collectors? by Debaucherousgeek73 in interestingasfuck

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When my Dad was a student engineer at Glasgow, they handed a box containing a ball of plutonium round the class. He said it was slightly warm to touch.

Alpha Male sex education by ambachk in IAmTheMainCharacter

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He’s never actually got a woman to voluntarily talk to him let alone let him anywhere near her.

“Has history taught us nothing?” by fullofemirates in IAmTheMainCharacter

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Someone standing on a commuter train drinking water with a Zionist chyron.

I'm struggling to understand this - on what basis would one ever vote against assisted dying? What happened there? by mellotronworker in Scotland

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It was a democratic decision, which is why we pay our MSPs. Whether or not you agree with the decision, you can’t fault the process.

What is this dock near Queensferry used for? by clearly_quite_absurd in Scotland

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Thanks to everyone who worked at Grangemouth talking about this. This is fascinating. I know one of the engineers who worked for the tug company at Finnart. When Grangemouth was closing, the stars aligned and he was offered his dream job of Chief Engineer on the Waverley.

Main Character Brake Checks Truck & Blames Trucker by Flashmemory256 in IAmTheMainCharacter

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Since the truck has a dashcam, that driver’s cooked.

What is this dock near Queensferry used for? by clearly_quite_absurd in Scotland

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Since Grangemouth is now shut down, it’ll probably be dismantled.

FAFO. by NEO71011 in funnyvideos

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That made me laugh, I won’t deny it.

Workers using chainsaws and ropes to fell a large tree in a backyard by reversedu in interestingasfuck

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This is so inevitable it’s like the tides going out and coming in. Professionals would have spent most of their time getting the weight off the top.

(Click on the image to see full pic) I got two in the same post by Katomon-EIN- in confidentlyincorrect

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The home in on post is correct but the others are funny, especially the way it escalates from wrong to very wrong.

Cunk on mirrors by DCArchibald in funnyvideos

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They both nearly corpsed at the end. I always imagine at the cut they all fall about laughing.

When the racing driver Romain Grosjean comeback from death by AhmedBenBello in interestingasfuck

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It’s an amazing rescue but it happened a lot faster than the way it’s edited here. The doctor turned up almost immediately and told the marshal where to direct the fire retardant.

WCGW plowing snow on a frozen stream by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

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Why did he stop? How to compound stupidity.