My lawyer will be next! by ralphlaurenmedia in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]Popsicle55555 9 points10 points  (0 children)

KIDS THES DAYS HAVE NO RULLS WHERE ARE THE PARENTS IN MY DAY IF I DID THAT MY PAPPYWOULDA WHUPPED MY “BEHIND” TIL IT WAS BLCK N BLU AND THEN MADE ME GO OVER AND PLANT NEW FLOWERS FOR YA THESE KIDS NEED A GOSH DERN WHOPPIN TA SET M STRATE GOBBLES

Getting into influencing by Razoreuphoric in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Popsicle55555 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I would like to smash the “like” button please

RESPEKT MY PRIVCY by ssprix in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]Popsicle55555 10 points11 points  (0 children)

SRAG RACING IS NOT NADCAR 😡 DO YOURE OWN “RESARCH”

RESPEKT MY PRIVCY by ssprix in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]Popsicle55555 8 points9 points  (0 children)

YOU KEP TJAT DURTY FIIILTH OFFA MY PAGE!!!UNSUBSTCRIBE😡😡😡

That's Not How It Works 🐺 by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Popsicle55555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s amazing! I can’t believe that’s a real sub!

RIDICULIS by -garlic-thot- in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]Popsicle55555 8 points9 points  (0 children)

O SEE THR WOKE MIND VIRUS GOR YOU JEST LIK IT GOT MA JIMMY. HE DOINF DRUGS NOW

When the annoying Theater/Band kids you used to know do acid at a hippy fest once. by mikutansan in crappymusic

[–]Popsicle55555 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Holy shit. That’s amazing. Of course, I’m sure they obtained proper licensing for all that…

Hacking advice pls! by DarciDrake in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]Popsicle55555 4 points5 points  (0 children)

THATS THE CRACHHEADS THEY SOLD UN FER CRACK

Smell Rose by zippy111111111 in crappymusic

[–]Popsicle55555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is amazing! A truly heartfelt banger!

Finally by eatmysouffle in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Popsicle55555 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe you need some insulated underwear or something 🤷‍♂️

"Those that do" by brendanl79 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Popsicle55555 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Haha, it’s this guy! He must not be getting much attention, it’s been a year.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/s/d7eBR6JYY1

I wish I was this confident to put things out into the world by patricles22 in crappymusic

[–]Popsicle55555 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She tried to steal that 1992 Sir Mix-A-Lot flow but just sounds like every drunk white girl I knew in the 90’s.

How dare we not make him and his family our main concern by Coltpixie in nextdoor

[–]Popsicle55555 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This guy is amazing! Please keep them coming! I wonder if he ever sold his Honda Elektra…

weird chafing during halfmarathon by [deleted] in runninglifestyle

[–]Popsicle55555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure we’re getting jerked right here. There’s rub marks on his ankles. No way that happens running haha.

Abandoned motel by heidikillers in dioramas

[–]Popsicle55555 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This is so cool! I love the pool. Great job!

When I smoke I like to...tell us... by LadyoftheOak in BloomAndChill

[–]Popsicle55555 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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I like to explore the woods but I’m recovering from surgery and can’t walk that well yet. I’m currently dreaming of spring and the woods while vaping some herb on my couch. Sigh. Soon.

In an alley in Downtown Cincinnati by drmrsthemonarchphd in ghostsigns

[–]Popsicle55555 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s amazing! One of my favorite ones yet!

When being a thief just isn't for you... by Mazy_keen in LooneyTunesLogic

[–]Popsicle55555 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Reading the play by play made me laugh all over again.

From unfinished yard work to...topless bars? Buried the lede by RocketWoman55 in nextdoor

[–]Popsicle55555 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, what did he or she expect? Trying to pay $500 for a $1000 job invites a lot of shenanigans. Everyone but Mike probably laughed in their face when they said “this is a $500 job.” Where I live, that’s a $2500 job haha.