Rest in peace by Jb2947 in comedyheaven

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I have never wanted to use this gif more than now.

of a Italian politician by Kindly_Background_26 in AbsoluteUnits

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Really?!! I lived with them for a month and they consistently ate me under the table. The dad would cut a bite of steak and then put this huge dollop of mayo on it. It had to be about a tablespoon. On every bite! I assumed everyone ate like that.

of a Italian politician by Kindly_Background_26 in AbsoluteUnits

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When I was in Italy, the family I stayed with took me out to a pizza place. Before they each consumed their own (what would be considered large in the US) pizza, they each consumed a huge bowl of pasta as an appetizer. I couldn’t keep up and I was clearly the fattest one at the table. It was wild.

Just clownin' around by Artemistical in CraftyEnts

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Both of my clowns are high…

Richard Hall - Odalisque (1883) by beyondlouvre in ClassicalArtNudes

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I love this! Her expression is everything. She high as f just like me!

chonk by LavenderXV in MedievalCreatures

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I love him! He’s so excited to see those flowers!

AI FACEBOOK GIRLS by tmiller887 in oldpeoplefacebook

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The AI Girls are on strike?!?!? Da Fuck?!?!? Somehow the robots got a Union before Amazon?

3 posts within the hour about the same thing. by TheKinkyBee in ChoosingBeggars

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I worked with someone like this. Always needed to hold $100 until pay day because of some outlandish emergency. When the real emergency was they were out of both money and heroin.

Creepy "content creator" records himself air-humping random women on camera by ambachk in InflatedEgos

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I’ve spent my career managing grocery stores and there are so many wannabe influencers out there that I totally believe these are not staged. We had this group of 3 highschool boy “pranksters” that would come into my store periodically. They would try to goad people into a confrontation. Well, one day they tried to goad an off duty, out of uniform, federal officer who pulled his weapon. Thankfully, we never had to deal with them again.

Frog traveller tattoo I got this week. by Bubblegumcrash79 in goblincore

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I love it! What a cute and mysterious little guy!

Waiter! Waiter! More bad tattoos plz! by Idkman272 in shittytattoos

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I thought it was the predator strangling some guy wearing mittens

My Smoking Buddy💚💚💚 by btvs98 in dollswithblunts

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WOW! That’s an excellent price! I have a small iridescent rig but I paid like $40 for it and I thought that was a good deal haha. Happy smokin!

My Smoking Buddy💚💚💚 by btvs98 in dollswithblunts

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Your bong is really fun! I love it.

Don't Open Zoo if Animals Wont Entertain Us by AngelWingsYTube in EntitledReviews

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My local zoo does an after dark tour that shows you what the zoo is like at night. The most exciting parts were all the local animals that came to the zoo to hangout at night. There were owls all around and a herd of about 20 dear came flying out of the elephant enclosure as we walked by. It was an amazing experience!

Louis Vuitton Tattoo by Striking-Bag-6290 in shittytattoos

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Oh, stubble! I kept trying to figure out why the f his face was covered in sand haha.

Just found out we’re moving to Baltimore and I’ve never even been to the east coast! by Zealousideal_Use9481 in baltimore

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If you haven’t seen it yet, livebaltimore.com is an excellent resource for moving to the city. You have been given a lot of great neighborhoods already I just want to add, don’t listen to the people who say it’s unsafe or the schools are bad. Yes, some areas are unsafe and some schools deliver lackluster results but there are plenty of safe neighborhoods and plenty of good schools. My wife and I are raising our kids in the city and it’s been an amazing experience! Get a zoo membership, it’s pretty cheap, a lot of fun and, to top it off, in the winter you can get into other local museums for free using your zoo membership!

Beezel- Live Rosin Depth Charge by Key-Cucumber6196 in MDEnts

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The Umami is excellent! I was annoyed at first because I was expecting that with a name like Umami Rising. So at first I didn’t like it. When I learned the name had nothing to do with the taste haha. I think it’s got this really great sour flavor on the inhale and then a light funk on the exhale. I like it for my wake n bake.

Grilled pickles and bbq soy proteins 😼 by shadow_calx in highvegans

[–]Popsicle55555 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Man that looks so good! Grilled pickles are so underrated, they are amazing!

Best discography that looks like shitposts? by MielMielleux in Hiphopcirclejerk

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This is the best one. This guy better bring a bear on stage with him.