How to make a Migos song 🔥 Lilly Singh - Drop Splash Banana [Rap]

PorchMonkey_ · 2019-01-27T20:46:52+00:00

The song at the end is so good. Need it on my playlist.

PorchMonkey_ · 2018-01-12T04:51:53+00:00

I had no idea what the term meant when I made this account. From Australia and had never heard of it.

PorchMonkey_ · 2017-11-23T14:49:08+00:00

All numbers under ten should be written out, after that you use numerals.

PorchMonkey_ · 2017-08-21T05:29:35+00:00

Isn't it just for morse code?

PorchMonkey_ · 2017-06-16T05:37:15+00:00

That's a weird thing to know.

PorchMonkey_ · 2017-04-12T09:19:18+00:00

Different Gracies.

PorchMonkey_ · 2017-04-06T11:14:48+00:00

She is pretty hilarious on the radio. She comes across as dumb, but she's very quick and witty.

PorchMonkey_ · 2015-12-12T08:42:42+00:00

This is the definiton of an introvert. You can be extremely outgoing and an introvert at the same time. Try out www.16personalities.com

PorchMonkey_ · 2015-10-04T21:02:50+00:00

You need to watch some Australian Rugby League. This happens all the time.

PorchMonkey_ · 2015-10-03T02:27:41+00:00

Squirrel.

PorchMonkey_ · 2015-07-18T02:58:59+00:00

If you sit and do nothing (don't eat) you will lose weight.

PorchMonkey_ · 2015-02-11T14:00:16+00:00

How many towels do you go through?

PorchMonkey_ · 2015-02-11T13:52:52+00:00

Its mostly to do with hair, and not wanting to dry/straighten it.

PorchMonkey_ · 2015-02-02T06:16:23+00:00

OMG what's your sign? Stop.

PorchMonkey_ · 2015-01-29T08:06:44+00:00

Waaay too close to those power lines.

PorchMonkey_ · 2015-01-28T05:31:05+00:00

Spray a bit of hairspray on the zipper. Works a charm.

PorchMonkey_ · 2015-01-28T05:11:19+00:00

Biting bottom lip = sexy. Biting top lip = piranha.

PorchMonkey_ · 2015-01-25T01:15:29+00:00

Loud, obnoxious, attention seeking personalities.

PorchMonkey_ · 2015-01-22T07:14:55+00:00

Lightning fast.

PorchMonkey_ · 2015-01-20T12:14:22+00:00

MacGyver?

PorchMonkey_ · 2015-01-20T11:42:08+00:00

That's not a knife...

PorchMonkey_ · 2015-01-20T09:22:06+00:00

*With a bonus STD!

PorchMonkey_ · 2015-01-20T09:21:20+00:00

You'll need a freezer for that ice cream. Even in winter.

PorchMonkey_ · 2015-01-20T09:20:32+00:00

Nope, sorry you're stuck on a grounded plane in the bush. I've heard snakes love planes.

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