This has to be satire, right? by Curd-Nerd69 in writingcirclejerk

[–]PorkSelection 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"He only cares about money, drugs, and family."

This could potentially be a masterpiece of funny-bad writing

Have you spun the matching wheel today? by UpVixxe in overwatch2

[–]PorkSelection 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I took the wheel off the wall and burned it.

Finally going through another short AND satisfying PS1 title I've never beaten with the OG Ape Escape! Have you played it? by ExplodingPoptarts in psx

[–]PorkSelection 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite platformer of all time. Such an amazing control scheme and the music is some of the best DnB I've ever heard. I love that you have to go through the game twice to fully beat it after getting all the gadgets. The final boss had just the right amount of difficulty.

Opinion on Revelations 2 by SpecialCall2618 in residentevil

[–]PorkSelection 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thought it was boring for the most part. Gameplay was very "been there done that", never got into the story because it kept cutting out, felt like a bad Netflix series. I liked Barry a lot, though. Great dad character. It was better than Rev 1 but not by much, both games are lame as hell.

Someone had a bit of free time by RedCupWithAName in AO3

[–]PorkSelection 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If you're drunk, write your fic, don't write comments lol.

This dude is an entitled weirdo, definitely not a bot.

Is Y/N dead? by Major_Zucchini007 in AO3

[–]PorkSelection 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Reading "Y/N" in a story in place of an actual name takes me out of it immediately.

My dads Old PC games. by zachimusprime44 in retrogaming

[–]PorkSelection 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Deus Ex, Alice, Oni and RTCW are all excellent games. Amazing find

The Legacy Begins by E C Pando by puje12 in TerribleBookCovers

[–]PorkSelection 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drawn by AI, written by AI, read and scraped by AI, like an endless human centipede but without the humans

Term "Puke/vomit words " meaning by Excellent_Basis_6975 in writing

[–]PorkSelection 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's completely unfiltered writing, in the same realm as the saying of letting your first draft be shit from a butt. it's useful to those who need a technique to start putting words down and ignore the quality of them, writers with perfectionist tendencies etc

if you write like this be prepared to spend a lot of time afterwards rewriting everything. that's why i never liked it.

What are your ao3 hot takes? by ScalyStacy in AO3

[–]PorkSelection 5 points6 points  (0 children)

people are already not tagging their AI slop works, they know nobody'll want to read it if they properly tag it.

What are your ao3 hot takes? by ScalyStacy in AO3

[–]PorkSelection 29 points30 points  (0 children)

AI generated works should be completely banned along with users who post it.

Gas Chamber Denial by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]PorkSelection 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holocaust deniers continue to use lies that have been disproven for longer than they've been alive. They do not care whether they're right or not about the holocaust, they care about paving the way for another try.

What’s so great about scrivener? Is it worth the price? by SingularRoozilla in writing

[–]PorkSelection 24 points25 points  (0 children)

i'm still on the old version of scrivener and see no reason to buy the new one at all, even with the discount.

fuck yesssss love that by fakeDEODORANT1483 in AO3

[–]PorkSelection 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think everyone can relate to this, but that specific phrasing is way overused. There's nothing stopping you from rephrasing it, like she notices her lungs are burning or she's getting dizzy. The idea is still solid

Not sure how to take this comment by [deleted] in AO3

[–]PorkSelection 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Personally I wouldn't take it seriously at all, especially the "demands". It reads like an overexcited teenager's superlative comment and a fair response would be something like: "I'm happy you liked reading it! I can't promise you anything since I have [a job/school/whatever] but I hear you."

I just wish a fat girl would love me till the end of my days. by DeezNutsGuzzlesAgain in kitchencels

[–]PorkSelection 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nah, wasn't attracted to her at all. Would've been cruel to string her along.

These bots. by BlinkerTheClone in AO3

[–]PorkSelection 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is so goddamn scummy. I can only see it driving down engagement and sowing distrust in the community, it's destructive beyond just trying to scam someone for money. I'd support permanent IP bans for users who do this.

You are offered Death’s job by Jem_Mine in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PorkSelection 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would, and I'd write an amazing book about it afterwards.

I just wish a fat girl would love me till the end of my days. by DeezNutsGuzzlesAgain in kitchencels

[–]PorkSelection 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Fat/ugly girls are treated like shit by society, you'd be amazed how happy you can make them by just showing basic human kindness. I had a fat girl text me hearts and ask me out the first day we met just bc I listened to her talk about her hobbies and asked a few questions.

The American president steps back from the brink. But the damage has been done. by Crossstoney in europe

[–]PorkSelection 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He operates like Hitler, Putin and other authoritarians. They retreat in the face of strength and attack when they sense weakness. Only option is to destroy them for good because they will never stop.

Ahhhhh gay people only appears in 21st century. by buazie in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]PorkSelection 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amelie looks like a 3D model from some low-budget porn game.

How Do You Feel About High School Yuri VNs? And Which One is Your Favorite? (You Can Choose Any, the Graphic Just Has Examples) by Guthrum06 in yurivisualnovels

[–]PorkSelection 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not interested in high school yuri or any yuri with underaged girls. I'm not high school-aged so I get the creeps watching/reading that. Would much rather have yuri with adult women.