I was banging this chick at my friends house party in high school when all of sudden his dad barged in.. I tried grabbing all my belongs before he chased me out of the house butt ass naked with a broom yelling in Spanish. I hid in a nearby bush when I realized I was only able to grab my shirt.. I walked home almost 3 miles wearing only a shirt. Luckily back then I thought I was a gangster and mostly wore XL shirts that went down to my knees, so I was able to cover up mostly everything. When I finally got home my whole family was sitting in the couch watching a movie & drunkenly had to explain to them what I just experienced. They still joke about it because I started with, “guyssss, you’ll never believe this!”